QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 7071 : 1. Don't you have to go? 2. No, only you and my dad, are the only people in world, who have to go every 30 SECONDS!! (Ladies are staring) HI!!, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? HE'LL WRITE IT ON THE WALL!!
- 7134 : adam: So how old are you? kid: five. adam: Do you wear a diaper or something?
- 7649 : HIP??? HIP-HOP??? HIP-HOP.. HIP HOP ANNOYNOUMOUS??? AWW ITS NO FAIR HE GOT THE EASY ONE!!!
- 7651 : I WIN!!! WHAT?? I WIN!!! HEY I got the same hand as that last time you and i didnt win... WELL I WIN!!! THATS BULL$HIT!!!
- 9710 : Initiating the conversation is half the battle.
- 11107 : What are you my therapist? Take a Walk!!!!
- 12108 : Now its you problem
- 12816 : Julian: I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
- 12817 : Waitress: Hey there, cutie. What are you doing in a place like this? Julian: Watching football. Waitress: Watching football? Who are you rooting for? Julian: The Goddamn Jets. Waitress: (Laughs) Have fun.
- 13350 : 1. And for the record, where did you work during med school? 2. Hooters
- 13709 : You want some food?!
- 15309 : Hey old man Winters, one more word outta you, and I'm gonna break yer hip
- 18779 : "Is that the guy with the old balls?"
- 20387 : Hey, you stay away from the frozen food section. Your boobs'll harden.
- 21160 : " Hey Mr.Hurley, I'll betcha shut up before I knock you through the wall like last week"
- 21339 : Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop anonymous?
- 21340 : Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop anonymous?
- 21885 : I wipe my own ass!
- 21895 : Hip…… hiphop……. Hiphopamamatis?
- 22679 : WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?
- 22778 : Initiating the conversation is half the battle
- 22779 : They're still like our brothers, our very gay brothers!
- 23412 : You're not going to let a little rain stop you from making 100 hamburgers are you?
- 23459 : Hooters! Hooters! Hooters!
- 23629 : You are, by far, the most interesting single serving friend I've met.
- 23630 : You are, by far, the most interesting single serving friend I've met.
- 23631 : You are, by far, the most interesting single serving friend I've met.
- 24193 : My father is a military man! One afternoon I was taking a nap on the sofa! While i was asleep he tried to give me a crew cut! I woke up broke his arm and havent seen him since!
- 24583 : well now it is your problem
- 24584 : well now it is your problem
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