QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 7129 : Doc, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. Thanks for the dance.
- 9813 : You're too stupid to have a good time!
- 15296 : A) Hey, you sing pretty good for a blind white boy. B) Yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger
- 15512 : A) Yes sir. B) Son, calling me sir is like puttin' an elevator in an outhouse...it don't belong
- 15514 : A) If it were me, I wouldn't ask for nothin', but the people at church might like to call for my head if I don't ask for somethin' . How does a hundred dollars a month suit ya? B) (Pause) Well, if it'll keep you in the good graces of the church A) Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing
- 15570 : A polar bear fell on me
- 20312 : #1Sorry, we're closed. #2Well, then, what are all these people doing here? #1Drinking and having a good time.
- 21425 : Man are you still hangin' onto that s^^t? Let it the f^^k go! A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices: stand there and die..or kill the motherf^^^er!!
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