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"I'd let you borrow my shirt but it might rip on you."
#1 ... I've got Troy, and Troy's got... #2 Jock itch!
That's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dirt pie.
1) Watch my ass. 2) I'm watching it right now! 1) I bet you are.
1) He grinds his teeth in his sleep. 2) At least these are really my teeth. 1) These are my teeth!! 2) I guess, you paid for 'em.
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