QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 7483 : Do you know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and bug excrement.
- 7588 : person1, i don't hear god laughing , person2, u will when he sees your ridiculous hair cut
- 7646 : connie swail? Wait... don't you mean the virgin connie swail?
- 7648 : Joe.. Was there ever ... anyone else? #2 Of course.. actually I've only been driving with strebeck for a couple of weeks.
- 8935 : #1 Will I see you later tonite #2 Of course I'm wearing your underwear
- 10041 : Friendships begin with first names.
- 11973 : People against goodness and normalcy.
- 13600 : Just like the sign says out front. Fresh- wholesome- milk.
- 14552 : Are you on any special medication, that I, as your partner, should know about?
- 14553 : Good Evening, Pagans. Don't forget your goat leggings.
- 14554 : Prepare the virgin!
- 14555 : I found the snake!
- 14556 : My hat's off to you, ma'am.
- 14557 : Can the Beaver come out and play?
- 14558 : Kill the Good! Kill the Good!
- 14559 : My hat was in that car!
- 14560 : This is good coffee!
- 14647 : Thank God it's Friday!
- 15229 : Well, Emil, here we are. Just you, me, this drawer..................and your balls
- 17148 : Oh, and Emil, ever forward.
- 17154 : Granny Monday, have you ever eaten a chili dog off the back of a motorcycle?
- 18116 : Oh Thank God.. Vibrator Repair?
- 18117 : Oh Thank God.. Vibrator Repair?
- 18118 : Oh Thank God.. Vibrator Repair?
- 18393 : A) Ya know, we're allowed to go 55, on some occasions even faster. B) I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit, but did it ever occur to you that by going 12 miles an hour slower, we can ease the burden on the poor taxpayers that pay our salaries? A) Look, a little extra gas isn't gonna put the city in hock, now this looks bad, c'mon live a little, it's the vertical petal on the right
- 18515 : With the exception of you and canned cling peaches, I'd be hard-pressed to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your keys in the ignition
- 19335 : Wow! Alan Hale Jr.! Gilligan Little Buddy
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