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MOVIE - Muppet Treasure Island
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Ahhh Dead Toms Dead!.. Long John shot him!! #2 But Dead toms always been dead #1Oh
ocean?? ocean?? #2 You know the big blue wet thing? #1 Ohhhh the big blue wet thing.. yesss..
Clueless.. give it to him! #2 But.. its not even his birthday...
one leg jim count em..One!
off to zanzabar to meet the zanzabarbarians
Your finger hired the crew??? #2 No....... that's silly... the man who lives in my finger hired them.... what ahhh yess he relied hevily on the advice of our excellent cook long jong silver.
but i'm not Jimmy jim jimmy jim jim jim jim...hes jimmy jim jimmy jim jim jim jim.
Beware Lads!.. #2 What captin.. the one legged man? #1 aye.. but also.. Beware... Running with sissors... or any other pointy object.. it's all good fun.. until someone loses an eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
He's been to the moon........Twice
Never get involved in politics, just play the gig. POLITICS POLITICS
A Talking Parrot? What's next, a singing dancing mouse with his own amusement park?
#1 I'll wash, #2 I'll dry, #3 I'll break
I smell a bozo..
Well it was too late to save the movie!!
1# It's some kind of a blinf fiend! 2# I think they prefer visually challenged fiend!
(song lyric) This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
A) Here's your bread and water B) But I ordered the shrimp scampi!
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