QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 574 : How do you have patience for people who claim they love America, but clearly can't stand Americans?
- 1063 : There will be no leaping, sir
- 1950 : #1 She didn't say anything about me? #2 No sir, but I could pass her a note before study hall.
- 2039 : People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty, they drink the sand because they don't know the difference.
- 2097 : If you were a dork you should say you're sorry...girls like that...
- 2924 : This is a time for serious people Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up
- 3264 : 1) It's Christmas? 2) Yeah, didn't you get the memo?
- 3416 : I consider [weapons] a threat to national security, and I will go door to door if I have too, but I'm gonna convince Americans that I'm right, and I'm gonna get the guns.
- 3512 : I've loved 2 women in my life. I lost one to cancer, and I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job, that I forgot to do my job. Well, that ends right now.
- 3968 : 1) Why is it that in 20 years I've never seen your name on a ballot
- 5048 : I would like to order some flowers please
- 5514 : We have serious problems, and we need serious people to solve them.
- 7084 : Some formal apology for the nice ass remark...
- 8660 : Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was gonna be
- 11543 : All these people are wondering who is this girl and why is the president dancing with her? - And the answers would be, Sydney Ellen Wade, and because she said yes.
- 11544 : More beheadings in the white house!
- 12047 : Would you like me to pass her a note before studyhall??
- 13336 : We had a nice couple of minutes. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection.
- 20777 : My name is Bob Rumson and I'm running for President!
- 20779 : My name is Andrew Shepard and I AM the President!
- 22341 : You'll have to forgive my friend here. He's been on a hunting trip. He's been cut off from the world.
- 23100 : (1)What’s your record for consecutive questions asked? (2) 38.
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