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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
1018
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I cant find my lucky gum
2160
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#1 - Sir! Enemies at 12:00. #2 - 12:00? That gives us about..uh.. 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
4424
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i've fallen for you like a wet roofer
9895
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Roy? Roy?!!
9919
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I even have my fathers eyes
9977
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Can I walk you home?
11571
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What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger.....and a woman.
11630
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Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but its just illegal
11889
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(In a helium voice): You're the best of the best.
12541
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Nurse, check his penis. Is it longer then mine?
13183
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A) They call me Chucachincilla... B) What does it mean? A) Fuzzy Bunny Feet
15972
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Who put that crab there?
15976
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Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear.
15979
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OK Topper, call the ball.
15980
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Please, save your strength for the Court Martial.
15981
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S.S. EssEss
17390
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I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!
17391
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EAGLE RIVER!?!?!
17427
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Jumpin' Jesus!! they're back!!
17428
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1. here's my life savings 2. oh, i guess since i just won the lottery i can just...blow it all on hats!!
17429
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1. oh! there goes my cap - swing around and we'll pick it up 2. but sir...we're on a mission 1. good thinking - put Robinowitz in a liferaft and have him row in circles until we get back 2. but sir...it could be days 1. SO PUT SOME FOOD IN THE LIFERAFT!! For God's sake man, do I have to think of everything?
17430
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I'm ooooooookay!
17431
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If it helps...I didn't have seconds
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