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I cant find my lucky gum
#1 - Sir! Enemies at 12:00. #2 - 12:00? That gives us about..uh.. 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
i've fallen for you like a wet roofer
I even have my fathers eyes
Can I walk you home?
What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger.....and a woman.
Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but its just illegal
(In a helium voice): You're the best of the best.
Nurse, check his penis. Is it longer then mine?
A) They call me Chucachincilla... B) What does it mean? A) Fuzzy Bunny Feet
Who put that crab there?
Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear.
OK Topper, call the ball.
Please, save your strength for the Court Martial.
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!
Jumpin' Jesus!! they're back!!
1. here's my life savings 2. oh, i guess since i just won the lottery i can just...blow it all on hats!!
1. oh! there goes my cap - swing around and we'll pick it up 2. but sir...we're on a mission 1. good thinking - put Robinowitz in a liferaft and have him row in circles until we get back 2. but sir...it could be days 1. SO PUT SOME FOOD IN THE LIFERAFT!! For God's sake man, do I have to think of everything?
If it helps...I didn't have seconds
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