QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 8157 : 1. I like his tight butt. 2. Grandma!! 1. WELL I DO!!!
- 8220 : I'm irreversibly screwed up.
- 8221 : I guarantee that there will be tough times. I guarantee that at one moment or another, one of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
- 8401 : I like eggs benedict. I hate all the other kinds.
- 10163 : see it is not the wedding that she is afraid off, it is the wedding night! all inocent girls are afraid of the one eyed snake
- 10715 : 1) Where is she going? 2) I don't know, but she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow morning.
- 10772 : Excuse me, Pete, do you know a place that sells shampoo...Strong shampoo?
- 12272 : One antique hot water handle with the "hot" still on it, guaranteed to fit any American Standard cast iron tub with a four-inch center made between 1924 and 1938.
- 12904 : 1) Good boy, Porthole. 2) His name's Skipper, Dad. 1) I changed it.
- 13237 : When I was walking down the aisle, I was walking toward someone who didn't see the real me, but you did. Gere: Yes I did Roberts: And I didn't
- 13294 : 1-Good boy Porthole! 2-His name's Skipper, dad! 1-I changed it
- 16047 : Maggie: I'm definitely going to kill myself.... Peggy: Why? Maggie: Because! You think I'm all like "Hey man! Check me out!" Peggy: No I don't! I think you're like "I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you."
- 18139 : I think we should have a serious discussion about why you are such a PAIN IN THE ASS!!
- 18141 : The vicious reporter is attractive..?
- 19758 : 1) when i was walking down the aisle, i was walking toward someone who didn't see the real me, but you did 2) yes i did 1) and I didn't!
- 19894 : You got me fired, lady. Destroyed my reputation and screwed up my hair!
- 19935 : You gonna run again and I'm not leaving until you do.
- 19936 : You're gonna run again and I'm not leaving until you do.
- 20051 : Don't knock drunk guys in bars, it means they're not driving.
- 20100 : Shazam! I think I'm in Mayberry.
- 20130 : Maggie's training for our wedding night.
- 20449 : Maggie! Don't marry coach! Marry me! I love you!
- 20536 : You're jailbait, Dennis. Go away. Go away. Run your laps, go, go , go!
- 20611 : Scramble with salt, pepper and dill. Same as me.
- 20681 : Oh, he wanted to know how you like your eggs.
- 20691 : I'm going to marry Maggie one day.
- 20740 : U.S.S Maggie leaves quite a wake.
- 20809 : No, I'm weird. Weird and mysterious are 2 very different things.
- 20858 : No, you're quirky. Quirky and weird are 2 very different things.
- 20900 : "Bite me paperboy"
- 20901 : "BAM BAM BAM,yup that would be her"
- 20902 : "Hey Ike does your friend have a sister?" "Wait for the original, she'll be availible in a week"
- 20903 : (In a surfer dude voice) Ike :" Look, look! , I think this man is heartbroken"
- 20961 : "How does she get all those guys to propose? She's not that beautiful." Huff! Bite me paperboy.
- 21849 : Stop right there. I didn't come here to see Ike Jr.
- 21850 : You know how they say you're not losing a daughter? Well I'd like to!
- 22282 : I was cleaning the basement, not attempting the impossible.
- 22287 : 1) Hey she gotta sister? 2) Wait a week and you can have the original.
- 23376 : Ike: Sanctuary, sanctuary
- 23377 : Ike: Dance with me
- 23416 : 1)"Anything male that moves..." as opposed to anything male that...doesn't move? 2) Well...certain types of coral...
- 23687 : I think we should have a serious discussion on why your such a pain in the ass.
- 23857 : I'm gonna go focus on your eggs, Bob.
- 23859 : BOYS! Take my princess for a ride on her chariot!!
- 23860 : Pot... Stirrer..... MAN!
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