QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 8239 : 1-What should we do now sir? 2-Well, why don't we take a five minute break? 1-Very good sir... 2-....smoke if you got em....
- 8931 : They've gone to plaid
- 9089 : #1 Ten Nine Eight Six #2 SIX ?!?! What about Seven ?
- 9090 : #1 Ten Nine Eight Six #2 SIX ?!?! What happen to Seven ?
- 9128 : Dot.. Dot Matrix!
- 9183 : That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage
- 9313 : we ain't found sh*t!
- 11718 : I'm a mawg. Half man and half dog. I'm my own best friend.
- 12516 : We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a shit load of money!
- 12586 : Whats the matter Col. Sanders??? Chicken???
- 12880 : I'm a mawg! Half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend!
- 13731 : 1)How many assholes do we got on this ship any how? 2) Yo!!!1) I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes.
- 13880 : Out of order? FUCK!! Even in the future nothing works
- 13881 : 1)What's with all this churning and bubbling, you call this a radar screen? 2)No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee. Care for some? 1) Of course I will. I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that, Everybody knows that! 3) OF COURSE WE DO SIR!!! 1) Now that I got my coffee I'm ready to watch radar.
- 13882 : 1) Give me that you petty excuse for an officer! Ludicrous Speed... 2) Sir shouldn't you buckle! 1) Ah! buckle this ! LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!!!
- 13883 : I bet she gives GREAT helmet.
- 13884 : Say goodbye to your two best friends and I'm not talking about the ones in the winnebago
- 13885 : 1) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! This is my escape pod who are you? 2) I'm the bearded lady who are you one of the freaks? 1) Come back here you fat-bearded bitch!!!
- 14200 : 1)You told me to tell you when planet Druidia was in site sir. 2)So? 1)Planet Druidia is site sir
- 14203 : Oh Shit! There goes the planet.
- 15882 : May the schwarz be with you.
- 16958 : Sgt: Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders: What is it Sgt. Sgt: You told me to let you know the moment planet Druidia was in sight sir. Colonel Sanders: So. Sgt: Planet Druidia's in sight sir. Colonel Sanders: Your really a spaceball, you know that don't you. Sgt: Thanks sir
- 16963 : Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at, when does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sanders: Now, Your looking at now sir. Everything thats happening now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sanders:We passed it. Dark Helmet: When. Colonel Sanders: Just now. We are at now, now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sanders: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sanders: Now. Dark Helmet Now. Colonel Sanders: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sanders: We passed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sanders: Just Now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sanders: Soon! Dark Helmet: How soon? Corporal: Sir we've identified their location. Dark Helmet: Where. Corporal: Its the moon of Vega. Colonel Sanders: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arival. Dark Helmet: When? Corporal: Nineteen hundered hours Sir. Colonel Sanders: By high noon tommorow they will be our prisoners. Dark Helmet: WHO!
- 17245 : We aint found shit!
- 17246 : We aint found shit!
- 17696 : You Idiots!!!!!!! You captured their stunt doubles!!!
- 17697 : (sobbing inflection in voice) Goodbye virgin alarm
- 17698 : Use the Swartz Lonestar. Use the Swartz. I lost the ring. I'm helpless. The ring? Its just a cheap ring I found in a old cracker-jack box. The Swartz is in you Lonestar. The Swarz is in you!!
- 17699 : (Man convulsing violently on the other side of the restraurant.) What did that man order?? Today's special. That's what we ordered.
- 18097 : Your helmet is so big!
- 18098 : Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
- 18280 : Out of order! F*&^ even in the future nothing works!
- 19489 : We ain't found sh**!s
- 20916 : Fuck the water, get that man some pepto-bismol!
- 22774 : That's it! I don't give a damn who it is, but somebody is getting married today!!!
- 22974 : It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow!
- 24639 : Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!
- 24673 : 1 and 2:Hello President Skroob. 3:Hello Charlene. 1:I'm Marlene! 3:Hello Marlene. 2:I'm Charlene!
- 24714 : And what have we got on this thing,a Cuisinart?!
- 24720 : Dearly beloved,we are gather here today to witness Princess Vespa,daughter of King Roland(Vespa runs off stage) going right past the altar,down the ramp and out the door!
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