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MOVIE - Eight Days a Week
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I always thought girls didn't like giving head. But it's just like taking a trip to the Sizzler
He's what I call a gapping @sshole
Gonna put it out in the sun... so it'll be nice and warm. So it'll be just like the real thing!
It tastes like roast beef
You must know in your heart people are supposed to make love! Playing the violin, washing dishes, drinking wine are just things to pass the time, until you can make love again.
#1 You know they have a word for having sex with robots? Dildonics! #2 It kinda makes you sound like a homo #1 Mmm... I never thought about it... it kinda does... but anyway...
They were as hard as pencil erasers... so hard you could dial a phone with em
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