QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 112 : Everyone' s trying to get out of Washington and we're the only shmucks trying to get in.
- 129 : #1what did you just say?#2what? you meen about faith?
- 1107 : Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
- 1169 : We gon' havta work on our communication
- 1170 : yes,yes. without the 'oops'
- 1175 : Welcome to earth!
- 1369 : time to kick the tires and light the fires big daddy
- 1787 : Must go faster
- 1995 : I've got to get me one of these!
- 2264 : I coulda been at a barbecue! And...what's that smell?!
- 2336 : Just my luck, no ice.
- 2552 : Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.
- 4315 : In the words of my generation "UP YOURS!!!!"
- 4997 : #1: Elvis has left the building!! #2: Thank you, Thank you very much
- 5220 : All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back. Ver sad.
- 5535 : Let's plow the road
- 5564 : Look at YOU. LOOK at you ship all banged up. And what's that smell??
- 6650 : Just a little anxious to get up and woop ET'S ASS thats all.
- 6752 : You did NOT just shoot that green shit at me!
- 7004 : Maybe if we fuck this planet up enough they won't want it anymore.
- 7282 : #1: You dusted the wrong field, you idiot! Lucas's farm is on the other side of town! #2: Are you sure?
- 8000 : all you need is love, john lennon, smart man, shot in the back, very sad
- 8061 : The greatest technology in the universe, and we got to drive around in a Ford P.O.S?
- 8072 : OH NO.You did NOT fire that green shit at me!!
- 8493 : i'm not jewish
- 9876 : Kick the tires and light the fires
- 12410 : It's not me, they're overriding the system, shit, hide.
- 12414 : Hello boys i'm back
- 12416 : David, why did I just send my mother to atlanta?
- 12883 : Mankind...That should have a new meaning for all of us.
- 12887 : 1-I'm not jewish. 2-Nobody's perfect.
- 13942 : They got better fish to fry now, believe you me
- 17687 : That's not entirely accurate...
- 17688 : That's not entirely accurate...
- 18327 : #1: I didn't hear no fat lady! #2: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady
- 18830 : What is it with you and the fat lady?!? You're obsessed with the fat lady!
- 19430 : i coulda been at a barbeque
- 21336 : 'You are not as charming as you think you are" Steve:"Yes I am"
- 21363 : 1) Your fired! 2) He can't do that. 3) He just...uh...did.
- 21616 : Now that's what I call a close encounter.
- 22575 : Must go faster. Must go faster.
- 22579 : I have got to get me one of these!
- 22580 : [M]ake sure your seat-backs and tray-tables are is their upright and locked position.
- 22581 : Let's plow the road.
- 22582 : Let's plow the road!
- 22583 : (1) You think they have any clue what's about to happen to them? (2) Not a chance in Hell!
- 22586 : Elvis has left the building!
- 22588 : What's with the golfballs? You almost killed me here!
- 22592 : (1) He's just trying to impress you (2) If he wanted to impress me he could get a job and stop slobbering all over my shoes.
- 22593 : ******, Why did I just send my mother to Atlanta? *****!
- 22596 : You are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
- 22597 : what's the rush? You think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there?
- 22598 : Oh, god I hope they bring back Elvis!
- 22601 : Oh no, you did not shoot that green shit at me!
- 22603 : Look at you! Ship all banged up! Who's the man? Huh? who's the man?! Wait until I get another plane! I'm gonna take all your friends out!
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