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Site Links Main Site Site F.A.Q. Site Announcements Quoters The Quoter Registry Master Quoters Register as a Quoter The Quotes Play The Quotes Game Submit Quotes The Quotes Repository QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE 13003 : After the baby comes Eddie said I could quit one of my night jobs. 13004 : yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it 13005 : You may hate it now honey but wait till you drive it. 13007 : Ahh that's the Mississippi, the mighty Miss, the old miss, the old man....Deeep River 13008 : Excuse me holmes 13518 : Can't see the line huh Russ. 13857 : 1)Clark you're going 80 2)Doesn't feel like it does it honey. 1)SLOW DOWN! 2)I don't know why we're making good time. 15866 : Ya know what I think? I think you're all f###ed in the head. We're ten hours from the f###in' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest, a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun and I'm gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fu##in' fun, we'll be whistling zippity doo da out our assholes 18503 : Can I rub your back? No! Can I rub you front? No! Can you rub my back? No! Can you rub my front? Babe alert! 18654 : Who's the mooseost moose we know Marty Moose! Who's the star of our favorite show? Marty Moonse! M is for merry merver you see. O is for gosh Oh golly oh gee. S is for super swell family glee E is everything you want it to be. M A R T Y M O O S E What does that spell? Marty Moose Marty Moose. Yeap that's me. 18772 : You like throwing up every five minutes Claude? 21232 : "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!, MOVE OUT OF THAT SEAT AND I'L SPLIT YOUR LIP!!" 21474 : #1 I'm going steady....AND I french kiss! #2 So everybody does that. #1 Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it. Quoter Number: Quoter Password: New users keep track of your stats by registering for free here. Users must be logged into the site in order to track their stats and access their Registered Quoters Options.