QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 9463 : Dad, this box is moving. Oh, she wrapped her cat again. What about this box? It's leaking. She must've wrapped the jello mold.
- 11451 : That there's an Rrrr v
- 11452 : I'm gonna buy you something... real nice!
- 11494 : The blessing, they want you to say the blessing!
- 11495 : This here's our pride and joy...snots.
- 12005 : Falls in well, her eyes go crossed. Gets kicked in the head by amule, they go back again.... i dunno.
- 12064 : save the neck for me clark
- 12782 : Oh, I was just blousing er.... browsing...
- 13735 : 1) Merry Christmas! Shitter was full. 2) Ah! Checked our shitters, honey?
- 13736 : 1) It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. 2) That it is Edward.
- 13855 : We're going to have the Hap-Hap-Happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny Fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney he is going to find the merriest bunch assholes this side of the nuthouse.
- 13856 : 1) The little lights, they're not twinkling. 2)I know Art and thanks for noticing.
- 13948 : SQUIREL
- 14274 : she cant see clark, her eyes are frozen.....
- 17787 : If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewed to the carpet I couldn't be more surprised.
- 19478 : "Looks great, little full, lotta sap."
- 19774 : "Merry Christmas.....Merry Christmas....Kiss my ass.....Kiss his ass......kiss your own ass.....Happy Hanukkah"
- 23745 : #1. Where you gonna put that tree, -----? #2. Bend over and I'll show you!
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