QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 9589 : I know you're watching, cause none of the other viewers don't have DICK!!! to watch tonight.
- 13310 : A) I just felt this incredible...anger...and then suddenly, I vomited on my family... B) Smooth or chunky? A) Uh, smooth...oh, doctor, what could it be?
- 13331 : A) Hey, Satan, where're you going? B) I'm going to DisneyLand!!!!
- 13680 : #1: MAYI!! #2: No! NO BY GOD YOU MAY NOT!!
- 13681 : let me introduce myself. I'm father jedediah Mayi....
- 13683 : let me introduce myself. I'm father jedediah Mayi....
- 13917 : 1. Alright kids, turn off the TV!!! 2. What are we having for dinner? 1. Oh your favorite, Prime Ritz, Sweet Potatoes, String Beans, and SPLIT PEA SOUP!!!(Horror music played in background as she says that, she looks up in confusion then smiles again)
- 14421 : As they say in California, I could not find my butt with both my hands
- 21413 : The bible says God created man in his own image. Demon: Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?
- 24504 : 1) Young lady, would you pull down your dress? 2) Sure. 1) UP! ooooh.....
- 24505 : 1) Young lady, would you pull down your dress? 2) Sure. 1) UP! ooooh.....
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