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MOVIE - What's Up Tiger Lilly?
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He said he was going to have his mustache eat my beard.
I just happen to have this magnifying glass rifgt here fo your pleasure boss.
I want to thank you for clearing my sinuses.
I told you to bring a jar!
I told you to bring a jar.
Find out for yourself, is it true what they say about Oriental women?
1) Well, two Wongs...don't make a wight. 2) For that joke you should only drop dead.
1) No bullets? No bullets? Ahh, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets. 2) I don't believe in fairies. 3) Don't clap idiot.
Good afternoon, I am the Grand Exalted High Mahka of Rasfer. A nonexistant, but real sounding country.
1) You're kinda cute. You've got a great body . I could tear your clothes off and make violent love to you right here and now. 2) Ohhhh. Well, I'll go along with that. 1) Oh, Phil. All you ever think about is sex.
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