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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 256 : I can do anything, I'm the chief of police
- 500 : We're gonna need a bigger boat
- 524 : Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity, not a bad record for this vicinity
- 1172 : Smile you son-of-a bitch!
- 1710 : Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gettin right to my head, where ever I may rome by land, by sea, by home you'll never hear me singing this song show me the way to go home.
- 1862 : Can we go home now?
- 1863 : A what ????
- 2324 : There are no major organs remaining.
- 2390 : Do not smoke in here. Thank you very much.
- 2423 : ...we need summer dollars!
- 2522 : I'm familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass.
- 2626 : What are ya, some kind of half-ass astronaut?
- 2727 : Where do we have the beach closed signs?
- 3007 : So Chief, I see ya got your rubbers.
- 3205 : This wasn't a boat accident!
- 3392 : We've got a panic on our hands on thr 4th of July.
- 5054 : smile you son of a bitch
- 5550 : You know those guys in the fantail launch? Well, none of them will get out of the harbor alive.
- 5551 : You know those guys in the fantail launch? Well, none of them will get out of the harbor alive.
- 5553 : Ya know those guys in the fantail launch? Well, none of them are gonna get out of the harbor alive!
- 5861 : ...Wait lets me guess. Mother(laughing.
- 6684 : Michael!!! DID YOU HEAR YOUR FATHER, OUT OF THE WATER NOW!!!!
- 8122 : here's to swimming with bow-legged women
- 8867 : Front; BOW! Back; STERN! Screw it up and I'll throw your ass out the little window in the side!
- 10987 : You're gonna need a bigger boat.
- 11708 : 1)You rich?......2)Yeah.
- 12479 : Oooohhh boys! I think she's come back for her noon feeding.
- 17945 : We need a bigger boat!
- 17946 : We need a bigger boat!
- 18547 : we need a bigger boat!
- 19110 : were going to need a bigger boat
- 24359 : next time you ask me which rope to pull
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