QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 71 : But this spot is for the handicapped. I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.
- 265 : Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked
- 532 : This is Fargin War!!!!
- 639 : #1-Watcha cookin ma? #2-Beer. #1-With noodles. Great idea!
- 1189 : My mother did that to me once...once.
- 1893 : Do you know your last name's an adverb?
- 2388 : Don't shoot me Johnny. My mother shot me once....Once!
- 2973 : Sounds like Johnny's gettin' laid!
- 7997 : #1 85 Magnum #2 It shoots through schools.
- 9804 : I love him, but someday I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
- 17524 : You got those. I like those on a woman.
- 17543 : A) You like stealin'? B) Beats payin' for it. A)Oh yeah, you a tough guy? B) Tough enough
- 17594 : #1. What can't you say in front of mom? #2. Nothing, mom. #1. You want to get laid, you want to hump your brains out!!
- 17838 : Wow, what a mouth on that guy
- 18520 : Okay, you and the rest of your basteeges can gamble, but don't try no fargin' tricks, otherwise you wind up with you bells in a sling!
- 19679 : #1 Nobody had it tougher than my mom, Mom Kelly, she was kind and sweet, and she had a colorful way of putting things. #2 The lower East Side...this r-e-a-l-l-y sucks!
- 19680 : #1 Happy birthday mom! #2 Bless the saints, its an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking, this clinches it.
- 19681 : #1 Well Vito I just met an angel, an absolute angel #2 You met Lil huh? #1 I sure did Mr. Dundee. You see this card? This card has been to paradise. #2 You know you remind me of me and the wife 20 years ago. Of course Mae looked nothing like Lil, and now she looks like...Him!
- 19739 : #1 What's this bull fertilizer about you quitting law school? #2 II'm sorry Johnny, I just haven't got the tits for it....uh...I mean heart
- 19740 : #1 I've got something to stop him. #2 They made it for him special. #1 It's an 88 Magnum...it shoots through schools.
- 20406 : Sick...dumb ass...(gunshot)...You missed fuck face...sqwawwwk!
- 20694 : This place is to fargin small. We need to knock down that fargin wall, knock down that fargin walll, and knock down that fargin wall! (explosion) Now I'm really angry! This is fargin war!
- 23408 : What are you doing here icehole?
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