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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 10586 : Of course I graduated (cock), beer?
- 10953 : Wake up bitch your my new best friend.
- 11136 : You're excited? Feel these nipples!!!!
- 15593 : (singing) "well I should have been gone"
- 16946 : #1dude? #2dude!? #1dude? #1dude.#2well, you got a point there.
- 17969 : if i had a nickel for every time this ball pulled my out of trouble, i'd have a shit load of nickels.
- 17970 : Maybe we could lay some carpet, if you know what i mean.
- 17971 : I think my lobby could use a good buffing, if you know what i mean.
- 17972 : Remember the time you had the crabs and the only thing that made you feel better was this cream?Well, i found a new use for it. I makes me feel so good i wanna sing!
- 18000 : if you don't go out there and make that shot, I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fucking ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!
- 18001 : if you don't go out there and make that shot, I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fucking ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!
- 18002 : if you don't go out there and make that shot, I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fucking ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!
- 18003 : ...but as the world neared the millenium, something went awry...
- 18004 : 1- i can't believe those asswipes fired you for not shutting off our gas for six weeks.2-Well it was losing the truck that pissed em off the most.
- 18005 : Okay..okay i get to take a shot from wherever i want, right, and you have to make that same shot or else you get a letter.
- 18006 : 1-a singles from rigth here? 2- yeah and a homerun's from behind the meatballs
- 18007 : It's jobs. We need jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.
- 18008 : Gentlemen, this form authorizes me to enter onto your property, terminating services forthwits, until all delinquent payments have been generated.
- 18009 : 1.no really, i went to this hospital in France, got together with this really hot chick.2-Dude, that was a hostel
- 18010 : 1. I'll go, i like hospitals. 2-No you don't, you like Taco Bell.
- 18011 : 1-where's the body?2- They buried him two days ago, this is the will reading.
- 18012 : Just look at her, man. Shes got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips, the sweetest adam's apple.
- 18013 : 1- Ifyou want to find Joe Cooper i suggest you try looking for the most heinous, vile, exploitation of children on the planet. 2- Coop went to Disneyland
- 18014 : Gimme a break, poppy seed muffins. Dude, i thought you had your electrolysis appointment this morning.
- 18015 : I'll be there for Joey until he grows up, gets a car, starts going out with girls, meets the right one, forgets a bout baseketball all together...goes home, does a few push ups, fucks the sleeve of his favourite jacket.
- 18016 : ...and if no clear winner emerges from all this, a two man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion is crowned.
- 18017 : I'm gonna kick your ass Mary!
- 18018 : ...and with us now is Dirk Jansen, winner of the Winter's Morn Douche mvp trophy.
- 18019 : ...airing between Recycled Junk starring Lisa Campbell and Same Old Crap starring teen heart throb Mark Swenson. All part of CBS's Who Gives a Rats Ass Thursday
- 18020 : 1-You know what comes to mind when i see a young man with less than $20 in his pocket, driving an American car, and sharing a house with two other men? 2- Homos?
- 18021 : oooo, hey Jenna! You look a little flushed, do you have a temperature? Here, open your blouse and say ah.
- 18022 : oooo, hey Jenna! You look a little flushed, do you have a temperature? Here, open your blouse and say ah.
- 18023 : oooo, hey Jenna! You look a little flushed, do you have a temperature? Here, open your blouse and say ah.
- 18024 : thanks alot Dr. Dickhead you totally fucked me there.
- 18025 : 1-Dude, you didn't bake that pretzel. 2-Well of course not but chicks like guys who can cook. See she was just checking out my ass!
- 21841 : I love ya, always have
- 21843 : you look a little pale. Open your blouse and say ahhhh
- 22107 : If I had a nickel for all the times it got me out of trouble, I’d have a shit load of nickels.
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