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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 80 : you see the train moves, not the station
- 81 : Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it
- 160 : Can't you just have this first?
- 161 : #1 Does it hurt them ? #2 Doesn't seem to #1 that would certainly bruise the ehll outta me
- 291 : ya mean your not takin her cause she aint pretty?
- 904 : You're killing me Alice, you're goddamn killing me
- 1307 : You're still missing the cutoff, see now that's something I would like you to work on....
- 1311 : Stillwell Angel have another chocolate!
- 1312 : We feed 'em to the cows when they're constipated
- 1313 : #1#- You know something? You're not nice. #2#- Ooo, that one hurt!
- 1314 : Will you SHUT UP!!
- 1315 : 1- We only get 25 at the dairy. 2- Well then this would be more, wouldn't it?
- 1316 : Good-looking and smart. THere's so few of us left.
- 1317 : Get these wild animals away from me. Haven't you ever heard of a LEASH!!
- 1318 : I gotta get outta here
- 1319 : She's got an eye like DiMagio
- 1320 : Maybe I'd better not go
- 1321 : How'd she do dat? She caught it wit 'er bare hand! Jeez les go practice!
- 1322 : 1 That's a dress! 2- that's half a dress! 3- My husband's gonna kill me! 4-It's awfully short! 5- Short! I'm gonna have to squat in that!
- 1323 : 1- 34 girls getting train tickets home will play in a bathing suit if I asked them 2- Oh, there's no pockets for my ciggarettes!
- 1324 : Legs always together; a lady reveals nothing
- 1342 : 1= Lay off the high ones 2= I like the high ones 1=mule! 2=Nag!
- 1343 : 1=Good thing your sister bailed ya out,____, heh-heh-heh. _____, why don't ya get your sister of yours to teach ya how to hit? _____ why can't you be beautiful like that sister o yours 2=What idiot said that??!?
- 1344 : Are you coming?
- 1345 : THis is our daughter, ________. This is our other daughter, _______'s sister.
- 1346 : Shoulda had you and bought a dog!
- 1347 : DOn't run, girls! You'll scare the chickens!
- 1348 : 1=Has anyone seen my new red hat? 2= Oh, piss on your hat! 1= well that was a bit uncalled for!
- 1350 : 10 cents so some slob can sweat gin all over me? I'm never doin that again. So you go back and tell rich Mr. Chocolate Man that he's not closin ME down!
- 1379 : B - What do you say we climb in the back seat and you make a man outta me? D- How about I smack you around a litte? B- Cant we do both?
- 1630 : It's supposed to be hard, if it wasn't hard, everyone would do it...the hard is what makes it great.
- 1713 : There's no crying in Baseball
- 2009 : You zip it Doris!
- 2337 : The hard is what makes it great.
- 2425 : UNCLE ELMORE"S SOCKS! What did she do?!
- 3538 : Hi. My name is Mae; that's more than a name, it's an attitude.
- 3827 : And how about Marla Hooch. Whatta hitter, whatta league!!
- 3902 : You're gonna lose. You're gonna lose.
- 4750 : #1: He's really an angel #2: I'm sure i have 5 just like him"
- 4768 : Was that English?
- 5302 : Well girls, it's been a thin slice of heaven.
- 6015 : now why am i the only one on this bus??!!!
- 6027 : 1-You don't want me to play? 2-Wellll, you're already dressed.
- 6107 : Gotta go home and give the wife the old pickle tickle...
- 6811 : Are you crying!? There's no crying in baseball! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!
- 6812 : Are you crying!? There's no crying in baseball! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!
- 7452 : there ain't no crying in baseball!
- 7508 : #1 Lou quit. #2 Who's Lou?
- 8103 : Are you sure you hadn't knocked your behind, 'cause that really looks swollen?
- 8435 : By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz.
- 9709 : person 1) ...her milky white breasts... person 2) What are you giving to read? person 3) What's it matter, she's reading ain't she?
- 11042 : It's the second time he dropped that bible since she's been in.
- 11297 : Mr. Goosatelly shan't be returning.
- 11358 : Stillwell angel, have another chocolate bar!
- 12651 : 1) What do you recommend? 2) A lot of night games.
- 13139 : You know, you look like a penis with that little hat on...
- 13195 : I loved you in the "Wizard of Oz"!
- 13196 : You know you look like a little penis with a hat on?
- 13316 : Know what? If I had your job, I'D SHOOT MYSELF!
- 13390 : I've seen enough to know I've seen too much!
- 13687 : Bite my but and call me an apple!
- 13967 : There's not crying in baseball!
- 15238 : A) Jimmy, if we paid you more, could you be just a little more disgusting? B) Well, I could sure use the money
- 15277 : A) Who do you play for? B) Well, I play centerfield for us...I'm a Peach A) Well I was just wondering. Because I couldn't figure out WHY you would throw HOME when we have a two run lead. You let the tying run get to third base, and we lost the lead because of you. Now you start using your head, THAT'S THAT LUMP THAT'S THREE FEET ABOVE YOUR ASS!!!
- 15475 : 1. Avoid the clap..._______ 2. It's good advice!!!!
- 15802 : A) Well, I've quit drinking B) Seen the error of your ways? A) No, I just can't afford it
- 16318 : I don't want you, I want her...the one who HIT the ball
- 16555 : You bitch..what??..I've been traded to RACINE...you?? I told them to trade me...Oh yeah, they'd really trade you, miss star, miss perfect. You knew what was going to happen the whole time.
- 18441 : Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
- 18480 : A) Who said you could play? B) You don't want me to play, fine. A) Well, you're already dressed, if you wanna play, I don't care B) Ok then, I'll play....hey, you look like s##t, don't you ever shave?
- 18592 : Give her high fastballs. She can't hit 'em, can't lay off 'em
- 18743 : A) Hey, who's the ###damned manager here, I am!! B) Then act like it, ya big lush!
- 18880 : And Lord, I just wanna thank you for that waitress in St. Louis, you know who she was, she kept callin' your name
- 19124 : Good looking AND smart, there's so few of us!
- 19245 : You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?
- 19250 : Did anyone ever tell you... you look like a penis with a little hat on?
- 19291 : A. What if at a key moment in the game, my uniform flies open & ooops, my boosoms pop out...that might draw a crowd, huh? B. You think there are people in this world who ain't seen your boosoms?
- 19295 : Are you physically unable to show up on time?
- 19900 : so he's good looking and smart...there's so few of us
- 20434 : Oh let's not go to the World Series without Stillwells' toys!
- 22721 : You gorgeous stack 'o pancakes you!!
- 23312 : A) What say we hop in the back seat and you make a man outta me! B) What say I slap you around for awhile! A) Can't we do both?
- 23390 : Person 1) That dress don't fit you it's too tight Person 2) I don't plan on wearing it that long Person 1) I don't know why you get dressed at all
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