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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 134 : This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real firing gun.
- 967 : All dressed up and no one to blow.
- 2865 : I'm to old for this shit!
- 5085 : Hate him back, works for me.
- 5654 : That's right she actually stops and says shit!
- 9812 : We've got the upper hand cochise, they think I'm dead.
- 11057 : That was the same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch that capped Hunsacker.
- 12167 : Do ya really wanna jump?! Do ya wanna?
- 12478 : Man, you guys are out there, like, fucking Pluto man!!!!!
- 13011 : Person #1: "Thats a hell of a cut there. What'd ya do?" Person #2: "Cut myself shavin" Person #1: "Ah... old razor?" Person #2: "... old face"
- 13013 : Person #1: "Thats a hell of a cut there. What'd ya do?" Person #2: "Cut myself shavin" Person #1: "Ah... old razor?" Person #2: "... old face"
- 13092 : Do you sleep with that thing? I would if I slept.
- 13797 : Go spit!!
- 16546 : Aww, what the fuck, thins my middle name.
- 17227 : 1) Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? 2) Well, I haven't killed you yet.
- 17742 : Maybe we can stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present. I mean, you know, don't thank me now, I mean it's the least I can do after, after all the kindness that you've shown ME
- 17819 : I saw him.
- 18281 : A) Uh uh uhb, hey what's our unit number? B) 3 Wiiliam 56 A) 3 William 56 en route, GOD I love this job, so exciting
- 18540 : A) Why is it okay to get drunk, but I can't smoke a joint, it's not coke ya know B) Okay I'll tell ya,, because at this moment, beer is legal, grass ain't
- 19026 : A) Six shooter, huh? B) Mm-hmm A) Lotta old timers carry those
- 19154 : A) Is that the one that has pits in his face? B) Dad, those are dimples
- 19595 : Get that shit off my lawn!
- 19759 : Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doing the job! Now that's the reason!
- 19835 : 9mm Beretta.....holds 15 in the mag one in the pipe...wide ejection port...no feed jam
- 21287 : Look, why don't we just the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I'm crazy, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.
- 21499 : Hey, I Don't wanna work with you, looks like we both are f^^^ed!
- 21680 : (Note in Murtaugh's Home to Mr Joshua) DEAR BADGUYS NO ONE HERE BUT US COPS. SORRY. -- THE GOOD GUYS
- 22445 : (1) Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? (2) I haven't killed you, have I?
- 23154 : A) You know how it is. B) Yeah, all dressed up and no one to blow!
- 23167 : Where was my head, I shoulda checked the floor for eggs!
- 23279 : A) I'll tell ya what, I'll give ya the best tree I got on the lot for nothin'! B) Hey thanks! A) But uhh, the s^^t's gonna cost ya..a hundred.
- 23978 : 1) See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him. 2) Hey, that's not fair. The building guy lived.
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