QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 11982 : 1-Was your missus pleased? 2- Several times.
- 11989 : there's a large man rippin' your ears off; I suggest you do as he says.
- 11990 : I just about believe that very thing.
- 11991 : How long did you spend pissing on the toilet seat before somebody told you to put it up?
- 12048 : He killed them with their's love. That's what it's like every day, all over the world.
- 12049 : He killed them with their's love. That's what it's like every day, all over the world.
- 12050 : You do have to admit that the Moon Pie thing was pretty original.
- 12051 : I couldn't help it boss, I tried to take it back---but it was too late.
- 12052 : I just wanted some corn bread you mother f***er's!!!
- 12053 : I'm cookin' up some turds to go with that. Nice soft ones. I'll have 'em out to you by....(mmm)...tomorrow.
- 12100 : Not bad for a man pissing razor blades
- 12101 : The sponge is dry
- 12107 : Please Boss dont put the mask on my head its dark in there and I's afraid of the dark
- 12153 : Piss on me.
- 12154 : For letting one of God's miracles die I was curse with life.
- 12155 : I'm sorry for what I am.
- 12156 : Kill him twice that would be just fine, kill him twice.
- 12157 : 1)You said you had a grown son in 1935. 2)The myth doesn't hold up does it?
- 12158 : praying praying praying The lord is my shepard I shall not want, and all that bull shit
- 12246 : ....like the drink but spelled different
- 13401 : 1)Is his head shaved clean? 2)No it is lice infested and mildewy smelling. 1)That'll do.
- 13405 : I was 44 in 1935. I am 108 years old. I have watched everyone I love die. I have burried my wife, my son, and one day I will bury you too.
- 13406 : If the lord can make a mouse live so long how long can he make a man live?
- 19101 : (Singing)Heaven,I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven
- 19131 : Name's Coffey, like the drink, only spelled different
- 21080 : You tell god, the father, it was a kindness you done. I know you're hurtin' and worryin' I can feel it on ya but you wanna quit on it now. I want it to be over and done with. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein on the road, lonely as the sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never havin' nobody to be with to tell me where we's goin to or comin from or.... also I'm tired of people bein ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I'm feeling here in the world everyday. There's too much of it.
- 22926 : Take mah han', boss.
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