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MOVIE - There's Something About Mary
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The bathroom's that way!
"Yeah, I'm sure you all were just taking a pee"
"Oh the hitch hiker? Oh...I get caught for everything"
(1) Step into my office. (2) Why? (1) Because you're fucking fired!
he was masturbating
A) Maybe you could put out "6 minute Abs" B) No....you can't.....nobody does 6 minute Abs
Ha-have you seen my baseball?
I got a little disk thing but that's ok
Except she doesn't call it a baseball, she calls it a wiener
Those goofy bastards are just about the only thing I got goin in this crazy world.
Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch...You know, that old children's tale from the sea?...It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time baby.
A) How the HELL did you get the beans above the frank? B) Franks and beans!! Frank and beans!!
Wait! You guys should be kissing my hairy-beanbag!
I love those goofy bastards
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