QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1291 : I hope to hell you're not, because I'm thinking about how bad my balls hurt.
- 1292 : Suck my dick.
- 1548 : Damn! How many guns you got, old man?
- 1549 : It was great. I saved your ass.
- 3038 : Chefs do that.
- 3671 : Got me a handgun... ba na na na na... big-ass rifle, too... ba na na na na... anybody fuck with me, I know just what to do... 'cuz I'm a bad mother-fucker...
- 3982 : So if you're a fan of getting ass-fucked, I suggest you keep talkin'!!
- 3983 : Don't make assumption, because you know what they say about assumption: they make an ass-out-of-you-umption!
- 4002 : 1- Mommy, are we gonna die? 2- No, sweetie. We're not going to die... They are.
- 4679 : I'm proud to say: I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do drink and swear.
- 4706 : That's a duck, not a dick!
- 5301 : yes'ma miss daisy, i be honking.
- 5304 : "You're going to die screaming and I'm going to watch."
- 5305 : "what are you a morman" "Yes I'm a morman that's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drink three vocka tonics."
- 5306 : "if I catch you smoking again they will never find the body"
- 5307 : pain is life you just get use to it
- 5308 : life is pain you just get use to it.
- 6962 : I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank, and in Chicago , I'm Ernest!!!
- 7001 : Holiday Inn, Chet speaking.
- 7066 : Holiday Inn. Chet speaking.
- 8429 : your grounded
- 8802 : Hon, of all the Christmas's I remember, this is far the most recent.
- 10002 : You can't KILL me, muthafuckas!!
- 12483 : Person #1: Hey honey, this is a real big fuckin' gun. Person #2: This ain't no ham on rye, pal. Person #3: What the hell are you doing? Person #2: Saving your life. I woulda been here sooner, but I was thinking up that ham on rye line.
- 12486 : Back when we first met, you were all like 'Oh, phooey, I burned the darn muffins.' Now you're going into a bar and 10 minutes later all the sailors are runnin' out.
- 12852 : #1: Are you a Mormon? #2: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three vodka tonics.
- 14334 : I'm not a complete ogor... ok f*ck you!
- 14335 : I'm not a complete ogor... oh f*ck you!
- 14338 : #1 Oh honey only 4 inches? #2 Don't worry you'll feel me!
- 14375 : stick our fingers in and out of our hands? every chance we get.
- 15604 : Oh, phooey, I burned the darn muffins!
- 15605 : Your about to have 2.4 children
- 23757 : You got a full clip - just point and spray..
- 23897 : 1) Have you always been this stupid or did you take lessons?! 2) I took lessons!
- 24713 : Look at her eyes!
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