QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 770 : You put snot on the ball
- 1953 : You don't want to celebrate in front of someone who just died
- 1954 : You don't want to celebrate in front of someone who just died
- 1955 : You don't want to celebrate in front of someone who just died
- 3153 : Bring that shit to me, man!
- 3235 : France, eh? They serve chili dogs there?
- 4133 : Forget about the curve ball, Ricky, give him the heater.
- 4833 : 1.) That's my wife! 2.) Does she know that?
- 6051 : I feel like a banker in this...
- 6081 : Are you sayin' that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
- 7191 : Not bad for a has been and a couple of never will be's.
- 7827 : Every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish dead last. But I'm for wasting sportswriters time so let's go out there and give them a nice big shit burger to eat.
- 8277 : F**k you Jobu. I do it myself.
- 8809 : I've been cut already?
- 9659 : 1: Nice velocity. 2: Sounded like it
- 9732 : Yo, bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
- 10687 : You may run like Mays ....but you hit like sh*t.
- 10688 : He leads the league in most offensive categories....including nose hair.
- 11769 : I only got one thing to say to you....strike this mother fucker out!
- 11816 : Shit, i been cut already?
- 12383 : "I took you there when you got your masters"
- 12970 : So what ya say we hang around and give em' a nice big sh#t burger to eat.
- 13843 : Take a look at this f*****g guy
- 14192 : Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
- 16338 : A) You've never even read Moby Dick. B) Ok, so I'll check it out now, is this the whale section?
- 16444 : And everytime I pitch against you, I'm gonna stick it up your fucking ass.
- 17122 : He once threw at his own kid in a father-son baseball game.
- 17621 : This guy here is dead
- 18303 : A) You're saying you want us to lose? B) No, we've BEEN losing, what I want is for us to finish dead last
- 18464 : #1-What language is this? #2-It's French. #3-They got chili-dogs over there?
- 18785 : A) That ball wouldn't have been out of alot of parks B) Name one A) Yellowstone
- 18868 : A) You put snot on the ball? B) I don't have an arm like yours, I have to put anything I can on it, someday you will too
- 18875 : You got a name or are you gonna settle for Wedgehead?
- 19044 : Now you listen to me, this is my last chance to make it in the bigs, for some guys it's their only chance. You ever, EVER tank another play like you did today, I'll cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your F####N' throat!
- 19232 : Looks like the team is suffering from propeller lag
- 21094 : I hit fastball very much, but curveballs, bats are afraid.
- 22967 : You are the sexiest man I have ever met..and you look like you could use a friend.
- 23062 : Uh oh Rexie, I don't think this one's quite got the distance!
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