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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 323 : #1 look, it's a schooner #2 you stupid bastard, its' not a schooner, it's boat! #1 A schooner is a boat.
- 344 : Breakfast's come and go Renne, but Hartford, the Whale, they beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime
- 351 : We'd make another pass at the stage, but the human brown eye here is liable to kill himself.
- 468 : Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid.
- 993 : What, like the back of a Volkswagon?
- 1069 : Well, then the Hobgoblin showed up and there were Pumpkin Bombs everywhere.
- 1079 : Bickety-Bam, the mother-f***er is rubble.
- 1082 : She's f***ing dead!
- 1087 : Smoochie Boochie Brother Moochie!
- 1385 : (clink!) ..... Come, Son of Jerel... KNEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!
- 1388 : That bastards faster than Walt Flannigan's dog
- 1551 : of course she became a lesbian on her sixtieth birthday, but thats besides the point
- 1556 : you face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage
- 1755 : how many times do you get to see smokey fuck the bandit!?
- 2632 : then Hobgoblin showed up and pumpkin palmed the hell out of the place
- 3181 : Bodie-Man, noochie-noochies. And look at this shit, it's the mad fat chick killer.
- 3182 : Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the eith grade science fair by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and $hit. The mother-f***er's like MacGuyver; no, the mother-f***er's better than MacGuyver.
- 3822 : excitement adventure a jedi craves not these things
- 4558 : Adventure, excitement, the jedi craves not these things.
- 4608 : I'd like to free something.
- 4636 : She called you callow. / You say that as if it is bad. / It is, it means weak willed and shallow. / Hmm, and I thought that was the only good thing in the letter.
- 4637 : I cry because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.
- 4946 : Sweet fucking Christ, would you knock it off?
- 4961 : Ya know what?? There is no Easter bunny! Over there is just some guy in a fucking suit!
- 5028 : the guy looks like a date rapist
- 5491 : Sould I call you Logan weapon X?
- 5517 : That kid. . . that kid is back on the escalator again!
- 5545 : It's Impossible, Lois Lane could never carry Supermans baby
- 5582 : You said it was a good size! - When a girl sasy it's a good size that means it's small.
- 5597 : What...like the back of a volkswagon
- 6125 : You don't know who Lafours is?
- 6844 : It's a schooner!
- 7179 : go forth, and wreak havoc
- 7451 : you dumb bastard! that ain't a scooner, thats a sailboat! #2 you know what! there ain't no easter bunny...THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
- 7819 : -Well? Did He cum or what?? -Man!!!There are some things you just don't talk about!
- 7820 : -Well? Did He cum or what?? -Man!!!There are some things you just don't talk about!
- 7993 : I woulda been a sexy chick!!!
- 8438 : Believe it or not, many institutions still frown on topless fortune telling.
- 9594 : 1)Hey, it's a schooner! 2)You dumb bastard, that isn't a schooner, it's a sailboat. 1)Dummy, a schooner is a sailboat!
- 9773 : Except for the mustache.
- 10666 : Do it, Doug!!
- 10803 : One time my cousin was on this flight to California, when all of a sudden the hydrolics on the plane went, and the plane began to plumet to its certain doom. So my cousin thinking its the end and all decides to whip it out right there in the plane and starts beating it. Everyone else on the plane sees this and they take cue and start beating it. So everyone on the plabe is beating it simultaneously, when all of a sudden(finger snap)the hydrolics kick back on, plane rights itself and they land safely. Everyone gets off the plane and no one speaks of it ever again.
- 10804 : #1:If we were making whoopie, what sounds would you make? #2: What the f#ck is whoopie? #1: I think it means if we were being intimate. #2: Oh, you mean like f#cking?
- 10805 : And look at this shit, T.S, the mad fat chick killer!
- 10806 : (little kid- What are these things? (teacher- If you look long enough at these a secret picture will appear. (all the kids- Can we look? Can we? Can we? (teacher- OK but we have to hurry if we want to see the Easter Bunny (little girl- I got it. Its a schooner (Guy- You dumb bastard, its not a schooner, its a sailboat. (little boy- A schooner is a sailboat stupid head (Guy- You know what? There is no Easter Bunny. That's just a guy in a costume!
- 10807 : #1 She's got three nipples. #2 Oh, you have three nipples? #3 Go on, you can look.
- 11387 : I love the smell of commerce in the morning.
- 11596 : "Lois Lane could never carry Superman's baby. He'd shoot his load like a shotgun right through her back.
- 11661 : FLY FAT ASS FLY
- 11804 : My cousin Walter was a weird guy.
- 12056 : Brenda??
- 13288 : It's a schooner!!
- 13602 : There is no easter bunny......over there, that's just a guy in a suit.
- 13605 : Human brown-eye here is a walking calamity.
- 14136 : Whose your favorite New Kid, huh? Call me Joey call me Donny, keep it loose!
- 14137 : I too would like to cum loud preferably in a '69
- 14201 : I tried to teach you about comcs in seventh grade but no you wanted to play Little League
- 14657 : this is something out of octopussy!
- 15253 : "What? You think that just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?"
- 15254 : "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisit."
- 15668 : I wish right now that something really bad will happen to you.
- 15669 : I wish right now that something really bad will happen to you.
- 15829 : Just last week I finally farted in front of her and today she dumps me./ She wouldn't dump you for that./ I don't know man she was goin' down on me at the time.
- 16359 : One time my cousin walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for our family and all, but the next week he did it again. Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the ememgency room. So I run into him a week later and hes buying ANOTHER cat and I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why dont you knock it off?" And he says to me, "How the hell else am I soposed to get the gerbal out" My cousins a weird guy!
- 16497 : "Biggity bam, bltch went down"
- 16539 : c'mon! you fuckers think that just cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?! i'll fucking take all of you on!!
- 16548 : i'll tell you what you need is a fatty boom-batty blunt... and then i guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them big-titted mermaids doin' some of that lesbian shit!
- 19200 : Do it Doug
- 19267 : baby kitties!!! (banging on window)
- 19268 : hey, show some love for the kitties.
- 19950 : I'd do it myself but, I threw my back out fuckin' your mom last night.
- 20251 : My grandma always said, why buy the sex when you get the cow for free!
- 20778 : "Oh now I'm not like Rush Limbaugh" "Why because he's fat and now you got something against fat people too?!"
- 20780 : "Richard Dawson just stand there until it's time to go play the feud alright?!!"
- 21548 : Everybody wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
- 23358 : Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free
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