QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 13521 : I couldn't hit a barn with an elephant.
- 16099 : My mom says I look like a lion.
- 16100 : No big deal... I met a girl, we're goin' out.
- 16172 : I'm gonna make that fat bastard eat 30 pounds of dog food. Problem is he'd probably love it
- 18240 : A) I think there are other schools that woud be better suited for his needs. B) Uh, do you teach Math, English and History here? A) Yes of course B) Those are his needs
- 18860 : Don't worry, I look weird, but otherwise I'm real normal, everything'll be cool
- 18919 : A) Whatsa matter, you never saw anybody from the planet Vultran before? B) Mom! A) Beeperbeepbeep
- 21280 : Because you are stupid! You are so STUPID, Ben! (goes into room, then comes back out) You wanna kknow how stupid you are? Rube Walker, man, I conned you outta Rube Walker!
- 21298 : Spoken like the son of a red headed woman
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