Friends TV QUOTES
- 13741 : Oh, WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!!! That is a dot. Your mother is probably up in Heaven going WHERE THE HELL IS MY LILLY, YOU WUS!!!
- 13742 : 1. This is how he wears it. 2. How WHO! wears it. 1. Demi Moore. 2. Demi Moore is not a he. 1. Well, he was a HE in ARTHUR and in TEN. 2. Thats DUDLEY MOORE, I said I wanted it like DEMI MOORE! 1. Oh, OH!!! 2. OH MY GOD!!! 1. OH MY GOD!!, I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!!! Which one is Demi Moore? 2. SHE'S THE ACTRESS, WHO WAS IN DISCLOSURE!!, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and GHOST!!! 1. Oh, ooh she's got gorgeous hair. 2. I KNOW!!!
- 13863 : THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A 'MOVIE QUOTES' SITE NOT A T.V QUOTES SITE!! PLEASE PLAY THE GAME PROPERLY!!
- 16856 : May I say that's a very flattering sleeve length on you
- 18847 : Oh, headrush. Just one more time, then i have to go.
- 21193 : Chandler:'Hey Joey, where do dutch people come from? Joey:'Well the pennsylvania dutch come from Pennsylvania" Chandler;"And the other dutch they come from the Netherlands right?" Joey; "Nice try.(To dutch girl) see the netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from"
- 21322 : Monka bang.
- 21664 : 1)Woooopa!! 2) what was that? 1) u know whipped, woopa!! 3) no its not!! whipped is whitchhhh 1) thats what i said!! woohoopa!! 3) man u cant do any thing!
- 21952 : 1) you slept with her? 2)No I just kissed her 1)That's even worse! 2) How is that worse? 1)I don't know!
- 21953 : 1) Hey, ****, when you and **** were going out, did it bother you when he flirted with other women? 2) No, what bothered me was when he slept with other women.
- 21988 : Maybe we're just not ready to have a chick.
- 21995 : Tell me is this not cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts!
- 21996 : (1) When did I say that? (2) In the bathroom right before you felt up mom!
- 21997 : Well obviously lambs are scarier otherwise it would've been Silence of the Ducks
- 22097 : Am i going crazy? Am I losing my senses?!
- 22114 : 1) We’re getting married 2) You mean as in I now pronounce you wife and wife married?
- 22121 : (1)If she was marrying a guy, you wouldn’t expect me to be there (2) If she were marrying a guy, she’d be like, the worst lesbian in the world!
- 22130 : 1) It’s a beautiful thing of nature 2)Yeah but it has a baby attached to it!
- 22142 : What?! Its not like I'm going to put little nipples on them!
- 22272 : 1) Ducks is heads 'cause ducks have heads 2) What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday parties?
- 22279 : 1) Why do they have to get married, anyway? 2) Because they love eachother, and they want to express that love. 1) Yeah, if you want to call that a reason.
- 22292 : 1) Where've you been? 2) Oh, just having a baby.
- 22384 : (1) It won't come off (2) Are you sure? (1) No, actually I took it off and I just drew it back on.
- 22388 : (1) You drew on me? (2) So? You wet my pants! (3) What kind of party was this?
- 22390 : This hand is my hand, this hand is your hand, no wait that’s my hand, oh wait that’s yours hand.
- 22898 : (1) There are fossils that actually show this happening. (2) really? (1) Yes, really. (2) Ok, so the question is, who put them there and why?
- 22904 : (1) Do you think they have yesterday’s daily news? (2) Why? (1) I just want to check my horoscope and see if it was right.
- 22905 : Why did I whoo hoo? I mean what was I hoping, that he’d turn around and say "Ooh I love that sound I must have you now"?
- 22984 : Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!
- 22987 : Joey ( to Ross)" Look if you can't talk dirty to me how are you going to talk dirty to her, NOW TELL ME YOU WANT TO CARESS MY BUTT!"
- 22988 : Joey ( to Ross)" Look if you can't talk dirty to me how are you going to talk dirty to her, NOW TELL ME YOU WANT TO CARESS MY BUTT!"
- 23010 : I didn’t make the cheerleading team.
- 23014 : (1) Can you see my nipples through this shirt? (2) No, but don’t worry, I’m sure they’re still there.
- 23017 : (1)You have a window! (2) Yes and a wonderful view of ..(1) Oh look! That guys peeing! (2) OK enough of the view!
- 24582 : I think I speak for everyone when I say... (closing the door in his face)
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