QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 14485 : #1) Are you willing to cut your hair? #2) Yeah, I guess so , But it's usually better when somebody else does it, I've had a few accidents.
- 15694 : 1) Do you like Smashing Pumpkins? 2) Are you kidding, I love to do that!
- 15695 : Gotchya Suckas!
- 17599 : 1.) Now, hand over the plutonium! 2.) Hey! That plutonium was given to me for religious purposes! 1.) So... you've got plutonium? 3.) He's got PLUTONIUM?!
- 19508 : 1) Teddy Kennedy? 2) He's not like the other Kennedy's! Look at him, he's different!
- 19559 : I tell you what, you better get me a line as good as the time I told Tommy Lee Jones, "Fuck y'all!" ,and blew his brains out!
- 19627 : Did you know that Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie until two years later?
- 19789 : Yeah, go find that script. Buck the Wonderslave.
- 20219 : Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.
- 20370 : Cash, every movie costs two thousand one hundred eighty four dollars.
- 20832 : Keep Mr. Weenie in the pants, always in the pants. You must never show it to the Laker Girls even though you want to show it to the Laker Girls.
- 23099 : (1)Do you like Smashing Pumpkins? (2) Oh, I love doing that!
- 23101 : (1)Chubby Rain! Tell them why. (2) Because the aliens come down to earth in raindrops. (1) Yeah! (2) Making them chubby!
- 23104 : We, and by we, I mean me.
- 23105 : "Gotcha Suckas!" Wow that is a catch phrase!
- 23106 : This is just another example of the white man taking all the catch phrases
- 23108 : (1)Last night was really special. (2) Yeah, Iíve never done it laying down before.
- 23109 : (1)Just for fun I scanned this script to see how many times the letter "K" came up. It came up 1,456 times. Thatís perfectly divisible by 3! (2) What are you saying? (1) What Iím saying is that "KKK" comes up 452 times!
- 23110 : Itís people like you who give Mindhead a bad name, you lying sack of shit!
- 23111 : Happy premise number 2, there is no big foot trying to squash me.
- 23112 : 1)Bastard! Bastard! (2)No, no, Iím Keith!
- 23113 : That was good. Now lets try it again, and this time, without the erection.
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