QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 217 : Sure thing slick.
- 228 : Dennis Rodman's an Alien? Not a very good disguise
- 238 : As of right now, they mean precisly dick.
- 616 : "When you grow up"
- 635 : I'm gonna get some coffee. You want some coffee?
- 636 : Thanx for the eggrolls kid
- 754 : This Registers a 10 on my weird-shit-ometer
- 836 : you know the difference between you and me, I make this look good
- 891 : You know...you all look the same to me...
- 1167 : that definately rates high on my 'Wierd Shit-O-Meter'
- 1280 : Freeze means "stop"!!!
- 1457 : That was on final Jeopardy last night
- 1458 : Can I help you Gentlemen?
- 1505 : I...I don't have any dead.
- 1506 : 1) If you weren't coming on like some drunken prom date! 2) Ohh.. that is so typical... 3) Will everybody just shut up?
- 1776 : I make this look good.
- 1779 : Make it a happy memory.
- 1783 : Interesting job you guys have.
- 1933 : You do know that Elvis is dead, right?
- 2168 : We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger here.
- 2175 : you are no longer part of the system
- 2835 : Oops, was that your auntie?
- 3368 : ...imagine what you will know tomorrow.
- 4059 : No Elvis is not dead, he just went home.
- 4257 : You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good.
- 4385 : When do i get one of those flashy things?
- 4840 : "It just be rainin black people in New York."
- 5111 : #1 Hey, if you have the man I am... #2 What are you talkin about, I am have the man you are.
- 5210 : She's got a real queen of the undead thing going.
- 5349 : You insensitive prick!! You have any idea how much that stings??
- 5397 : Ya need to get on up out of my face before something bad happens to you!
- 5432 : Take 10 minutes on a stairmaster ya pudgy bastard!
- 6082 : Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!
- 8020 : And you'd better get a decorator to come to your house quick, 'cause....damn!
- 8490 : i make this look good
- 9146 : The only thing that pulss its weight around here is my GOD DAMN TRUCK.........!!CRASH!! That figures.
- 9704 : Unlimited Technology from the whole universe, and we driven' around in a Ford P.O.S
- 9961 : Is there any reason why you felt little Kimmy had to die?
- 9962 : Is there any reason why you felt little Kimmy deserved to die?
- 10773 : Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it! It is poison, isn't it?
- 11183 : You lousy little ingrates!!!
- 11184 : Aw, you gave that tall man flowers.
- 11941 : never seen sugar do that.....
- 12394 : Why don't ya go down to Bloomingdales and get some make-up, clothes, manicure, and a facial. Oh and you better hire a decorator to come in here cause, damn.
- 12419 : Hook-head guy ...
- 12773 : I will knock your punk ass DOWN!!
- 14229 : Looks like big bad bug got a bit of a soft spot!
- 14729 : NYPD, as in Knock your punk ass down!
- 15297 : You chased down a cephalapoid on foot. That's tough kid, that's double tough
- 15757 : Its just thats very funny to me............ yaw aint laughin' though
- 16523 : It's better to have loved than lost, then never to had loved at all
- 17343 : I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back
- 21594 : It's easy, you just catch.
- 22024 : Oh was that your auntie?
- 22346 : I make this look good!
- 22352 : And i'll be back to talk about them rolexes.
- 23222 : A) If you were half the man I am.. B) What you talkin' about, I AM half the man you are!
- 23236 : Que dices si te rompo la cara?
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