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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 42 : I told 'em we already got one.
- 43 : Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
- 57 : Well, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
- 62 : I'm not dead.
- 63 : #1 Who's that? #2 Must be a king
- 252 : She turned me into a newt. I got better.
- 332 : he had horrrible fangs he did
- 333 : Laden or unladen?
- 382 : #1 Bet you're gay! #2 No I'm not!
- 753 : I wave my privates at your aunties!
- 839 : Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
- 840 : Run away!
- 1022 : Pull the other one!
- 1411 : 1)Apples! 2)Cidder! 1)Gravy! 2)Lead, lead! 1) Very small rocks 2)Churchs, churchs!
- 1490 : "We are the knights who say.......NI! NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!!!"
- 1501 : Anyway, it's a lovely scene with some smashing acting, but there arn't any sparrow, though I think you can hear a starling....!!
- 1557 : well i had an idea for a large wooden badger
- 1777 : I fart in your general direction!
- 1851 : She has these, HUGE, tracts of land.
- 2125 : Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
- 2556 : 1. You see all this son...one of these days all of this will be yours 2. whot the curtains?
- 2603 : #1 What is your favorite color? #2 Red, no BLUE! ARGHHHH
- 2958 : I'm French! Where do you think I got this outrageous accent!
- 3154 : Sharp...Pointy Teeth!!!
- 3290 : Every time I try to talk to someone, it's always sorry this, and forgive me that, and I'm not worthy!
- 3291 : Of course it's a good idea!!
- 3700 : Now look here my good man....RUN AWAY!
- 3744 : I soiled my armor
- 4094 : What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorit colour?
- 4095 : What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorit colour?
- 4110 : "What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?
- 4127 : icky icky icky, phatangggg! (ni!)
- 4527 : Didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
- 4860 : #1) 1, 2, 5!! #2) 3, Sir, 3! #3) 3!
- 4861 : In the name of our lord's mercy, this is the hold grenade that will blow your enemy into bits and pieces.
- 4862 : In the name of our lord's mercy, this is the holy grenade that will blow your enemy into bits and pieces.
- 4863 : E-Ay-Ay-Soo-Do-Me-Nay, Do-Na-Ay-E-See-Kree-Yam, (Wack!!)
- 4864 : 3 is the number thou shall count to; the number thou shall count to is 3, neither 2 nor 4. If thou count to 5, you are far out!
- 5057 : its mearley a flesh wound,no its not your arms off
- 5128 : It's the most fierce rodent that ever walked the face of the earth, with big white, shining teeth. NNNG! NNNG!
- 5750 : -shooooomp- - Message for you sir!-
- 6399 : What? It's just a flesh wound!@#
- 6453 : Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
- 6579 : Aaha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!
- 6718 : Well I can't just call you 'Man'
- 6768 : build a bridge out of her!!
- 6837 : stop groveling, if there's one thing i can't stand, it's groveling.....
- 6898 : A newt?
- 6987 : Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide. It's a killer.
- 7747 : Bring out your dead.
- 7892 : nasty big pointy teeth!!
- 7939 : You're king o' what?!?!
- 8355 : Come back here, you! I'll bite your legs off!!
- 8356 : Come back here, you! I'll bite your legs off!!
- 8868 : Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
- 9009 : This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not argue about who killed who!
- 9273 : Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
- 9333 : #1 Help, help! I'm being repressed. #2 Bloody peasant!! #1 Oh what a give a way. Did you hear that? That's what I'm all about.
- 9334 : It could grip it by the husk.
- 9336 : African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
- 9434 : Run away run away!!!!
- 10160 : We would like a shrubery please. A nice one, not expensive but a nice one.
- 10237 : where did you get those coconuts?
- 10270 : Didn't mean to kill him? You put a sword through his head!
- 10271 : Didn't mean to kill him? You put a sword through his head!
- 10327 : #1 Bet you're gay. #2 No I'm not.
- 10365 : Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou might mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'
- 10555 : What are you going to do, bleeeeed on me?
- 10556 : GET ON WITH IT!
- 10759 : Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who
- 11646 : Watcha going to do? Bleed on me?
- 11647 : Watcha going to do? Bleed on me?
- 11720 : It's not a matter of weight, but of ratios. A two ounce swallow cannot carry a one pound coconut.
- 12580 : 1-She turned me into a Newt 2-A newt?? 1-Well I got betta (better)
- 12631 : I told 'em we already got one. hehe
- 12637 : Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
- 12642 : Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
- 12774 : I could stay a bit longer...
- 12908 : It's only a flesh wound!
- 12909 : It's only a flesh wound!
- 13520 : I hate you English-type wimpy wipers of other peoples' bottoms!! I blow my nose at you!!
- 13560 : A scratch????? Your arm's off.
- 13561 : What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies.
- 13815 : Help! Im being repressed!!
- 14277 : we want you to chop down a tree with............a HERRING!!!!!
- 14336 : No, I'm her twin sister Dingo.
- 14881 : 1-But what are the french doing in England? 2-Mind yoor own Beezness!
- 16309 : Come back here, you! I'll bite your legs off!
- 16458 : A)You stupid bastard you have no arms left B)yes I have A)Look B)It's just a flesh wound
- 16462 : Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals.... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then thou lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
- 16463 : And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats....
- 16482 : This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
- 17002 : What are you going to do, bleed on me?
- 17003 : What are you going to do, bleed on me?
- 17004 : What are you going to do, bleed on me?
- 17005 : Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
- 17006 : Oh, shut up, you'll be stone dead in a minute!
- 17879 : I bet your'e gay. No I'm not.
- 19384 : i feel haaaappyyy
- 19580 : #1Who's that? #2 must be a king. #1 Why? #2 he hasn't got shit all over him
- 19581 : The nose...? and the hat but she is a witch.
- 19582 : The nose...? and the hat but she is a witch.
- 19587 : you may only cross the bridge after you answer 3 questions
- 19588 : you may only cross the bridge after you answer 3 questions
- 19589 : You can only cross the bridge after you answer 3 questions
- 21686 : What is your name? Arthur, King of the Britans. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the air speed volicity of a unladen swallow? African or European? uhh...i dunno (don't know)...AHHHH!!!
- 23102 : (1) Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. (2) Yes I have. (1) Look! (2) Just a flesh wound.
- 23634 : I'm Arthur, King of the Britons. Britons, who are they? WE ARE ALL BRITONS, and I am your king.
- 23773 : That's a fair cop.
- 23774 : That's a fair cop.
- 23988 : Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
- 23989 : Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
- 24285 : We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot [solo] I have to push the pram a lot.
- 24286 : Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, he turned his tail, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by Sir Robin.
- 24320 : whats he do nibble your bum?!
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