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- 259 : i bring home a cake and a few gifts, and bring home the god damn san diego zoo!
- 1178 : First day on the job and I'm already having hot flashes.
- 3218 : ...he was hit by a Guinnes truck.
- 3703 : Carpe dentum...seize the teeth.
- 4971 : I'm A Hip Ol' Granny Who Can Hip-Hop, Be-Bop, And Yo-Yo Make A Wicked Cuppa Cocoa!
- 5195 : What's amoebic dysentary.
- 6651 : 1. I like MEDITERREAN women. Natural! Healthy! JUST THE WAY GOD MADE YA!! 2. But he BROKE the mold when he made me dear.
- 6955 : I just want to know one thing, are your kids well behaved, OR DO THEY NEED A FEW LIGHT SLAMS EVERY NOW AND THEN.
- 6956 : 1. I love your lips. 2. GOD BLESS YOU!! You know I'm feeling FABULOUS cause I meet this beautiful human. EVERY NIGHT IS LIKE A BED OF PIGS!! I don't know, I think this will scare the children. THIS IS TO MUCH FOR THEM! 1. I think we have to the next level, LATEX! 2. OY!, IT WAS SUCH A SHANTER!! I SHOULD NOT BUY GRIMMUS, IT'S SO CHEWY!! No, I feel like BOBBI, this is not working. 1. I know that, but your my brother. I WILL NEVER LET YOU BE EMBARRASSED. 2. God bless you. 1. I think we're going to have to the ENTIRE FACE. 2. But look, we got a nice thing going here, MATCHMAKER MATCHMAKER!!
- 6957 : Well, I do voices! 1. YES!! 2. WE COME TO THIS PLANET LOOKING FOR INTELLGENT LIFE!! WOOPS!, WE MADE A MISTAKE! 3. Lovely, to be in America, DON'T ASK FOR A GREENCARD! 4. I WANT YOU IN THE WORST. 5. This meeting is not going to well for me I'll tell ya that. 6. LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW, MANNY PENNY!! I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YA! 7. I'M CRAZY to make a deal WITH YOU!! 8. Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of head. 9. I'M SITTEN ON A GOLDMINE!! 10. Don't make me smack ya sweetheart cause I'll do it. 11. FEGARO!! 12. I do a great IMPRESSION OF A HOT DOG!(after all that) Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous? I USED TOO!!
- 8106 : I don't vork vith the males, cause I used to BE one!
- 10165 : Thanks for the time warden.
- 10166 : Don't make me smack you sweetheart ill do it.
- 10167 : oh stuart thank you
- 10168 : help is on the way
- 10169 : you certainly know your way around the kitchen.
- 10170 : what did you do in school today?
- 10171 : im here guys just in a different form
- 10172 : i understand the pain your going through
- 10173 : he broke my bag the bastard
- 10174 : they say men who buy big expensive car are trying to cover up for smaller genitil parts
- 10175 : you can't tell her, she will blow my cover
- 10176 : so he liked the drink?
- 10177 : daniel was so wonderfully funny
- 10178 : i was serious enough for everybody
- 10179 : fan bloody tasic
- 10180 : some angry kitchen member i saw him
- 10181 : i made it myself
- 10182 : i think its time to rivive it
- 10183 : take my advice, don't cancel
- 10184 : would you like to join us
- 10185 : you could wear that or feed a small country
- 10186 : non-spicy i am alergic to pepper
- 10187 : what could you do to improve the childrens show?
- 12045 : She's just mad because someone dropped a house on her sister.
- 13496 : I saw it with my own eyes, it was a run-by fruiting!!
- 15558 : A) Well, I have two girls and a boy B) Oh, I don't work with the males, 'cuz I used to BE one
- 16447 : Well,HHHEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 17111 : I don't vork wit the males 'cuz I used to be one.
- 18988 : Carpe Dentum, seize the teeth, oooh shake them off like a dog!
- 19163 : A) So after you box 'em? B) Ya ship 'em, smart ass!
- 23268 : No, tits is good....tits!
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