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MOVIE - Mixed Nuts
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May I speak to a woooman? May I wish a woooman a Merry Christmas?
Im stuck in the elevator. Get me out of this place. Get me out soon or hit me on my face.
Katherine. I wonder if your name starts with a C or a K. I wonder if you prefer Almond Joy to Milky Way.
I'll get you some tylenol. No, I'll get you some Nuprin, thats the good stuff. And some Luuden's cough drops. But those are for me, I gotta scratchy throat.
What can I do you for? I'll tell you what you can do me for.
you're a wall artist with no wall which makes you a nothing
You could see the bright side of a plague
1) A person named Felix? 2) Before there were cats named Felix there were people named Felix. 1) No, I think if you look that up, you'll find that the exact opposite is true.
1) My voice puts you off, doesn't it? 2) Not at all. 1) It doesn't suit me. In that case I'm exactly like Kissinger.
Two weeks from now I'll be home, unemployed, with my Royal Riviera pears.
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