QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 448 : Sorry, gotta keep the hands on the first penis.
- 2366 : I think I've got a chunk of purple mountains majesty up my ass.
- 2418 : GOD that felt good!
- 2702 : Her pizza was like a wet dream with a crust.
- 3194 : 1-You talking about me! 2-No.
- 3224 : Oh, I'm not coming out. He is!
- 3415 : All I care is that this chopper is not for us...That one is!
- 7984 : Muskrat Suzy, Muskrat Sam, Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land, and they shimmy, and Sam is so skinny....
- 7985 : Secret Service: We've met before...Kramer: We have?...SS: Yes, somewhere over the rainbow.
- 8949 : Oh that's the last thing I wanna hear before I die Russel P. Krammer talking about a wet dream.
- 9942 : Oh God, Don't let him Quote lyrics
- 13688 : Now, if you'll excuse me, my salad is getting cold.
- 17457 : No. Now if you will excuse me my salad is getting cold.
- 22786 : When this is over, promise me we'll come back and look for my balls.
- 22861 : Hail to the chief, if you don't I'll have to kill you. I am the chief so you better watch your step, you bastards.
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