QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 124 : Keanu Reeves in my Own Private Airfield
- 232 : Mike killed the Hubble!
- 281 : We're hickory curing them.
- 283 : Lets see, Shattner, Shattner, nope he's not in this one.We're safe.
- 303 : I'm not an alien!
- 304 : Captain's log.
- 383 : Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes.
- 443 : Then I ram my ovipositer down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alein
- 444 : Don't leave me alone with the Germans!
- 485 : Oh good the script's arrived
- 486 : What was it like being green?
- 549 : Why it's a moth equipped with a lightening bug
- 748 : Shrinky dink,remember?
- 762 : They're forcing him to visit Branson Missouri
- 894 : Then take me out and rub me in a circular motion on your gums, baby.
- 980 : No sir that's paper
- 981 : Bringing you the latest in soft serve technology
- 1150 : Those look like my grandmother's legs.
- 1288 : Maverick!!!!
- 1428 : This is your dishwashing liquid, you soak in it.
- 1620 : Wait! I don't know how to love!
- 1744 : It's the amazing RANDO!!!
- 1938 : I'll understand if you assist other scientists.
- 1939 : I hate long goodbyes. There's a letter for you on the end table.
- 1940 : And if your hands were metal, that might mean something.
- 2979 : Joe, I'm in one of these boxes, find me!
- 2980 : Try this Mao, it'll knock your socks off!
- 2981 : Then we slip away under cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county.
- 2982 : We did it, and you know it!
- 2983 : I regret nothing!
- 2984 : Eat my photons, smallheads!!
- 3013 : Oh my God, my waffle! Oh the humanity!!!
- 3226 : Oh, my waffle! Oh The humanity!
- 3228 : #1: What do you think of Mozart? #2: I've never met the man. [I'm not an alien!] Oh, of course, your composer. #1: My composer? He belongs to the world. #2: [I'm not an alien] See you bright and early tomorrow morning [Then I ram my overpositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!]
- 3245 : Industry! Science and technology!
- 3776 : Ah! I see there are two woodys in this scene.
- 3785 : Kids, put your shoes on, we're at grandma's.
- 4716 : What's this `and the rest' crap?
- 4717 : What's this `and the rest' crap?
- 5937 : Eastman! He came out of the east to do battle with the amzing Rando!
- 5938 : Captain's Log: A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me.
- 7639 : Exador died on impact. Brak was arreigned in superior court. In a moment, the results of that trial.
- 7641 : Captain's log: I lost my toupee and girdle and can't leave my room
- 7709 : So professor you made this entirely out of bamboo, huh?
- 7823 : Sort this, deliver that, I'll make'em all pay!
- 7839 : Ow! I can't remember my dad!
- 7840 : Ow! I can't remember my dad!
- 7925 : I suddenly have a refreshing mint flavor!
- 8018 : Oh, it was a green switch;It was there all the time!
- 8219 : THIS ISLAND EARTH can be yours: If the PRICE IS RIGHT!
- 8729 : normal view,....Normal View..... NORMAL VIEW!!!!!!!
- 8730 : Ruth,...... I farted
- 8731 : ok, there's gonna be a mary kay convention going on, so, it might be a little wierd.
- 8732 : Hello, mr pilot,?.......he hello?
- 10760 : Dad, your friends are here
- 10761 : vvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooom
- 10762 : "Are you using a hotplate?" --"No"--"Are you building an interocitor?"--"NO!"
- 10876 : Dr. Forfield: Plutonium [Whoopty Shit]
- 10877 : We wont get any more answers tonight [I'll put you in my bitch transporter]
- 10878 : There pulling us up [ I just know there going to probe my anus]
- 11064 : Increase the Jemima factor!
- 16411 : Heil Hitler-r-r!
- 16413 : This looks like a job for Weenie-man!
- 17096 : Put the men's room in the tower, what was I thinking?
- 20108 : Oh, thank god, I saved you?
- 20398 : Inserting the breakfast pastery....yum
- 20940 : "oh yeah these are the guys who sit in basements all day and figure out ways to make elves dissapear"
- 21086 : 1)You know what my kids would say?2)You're not my real father!
- 21372 : It's the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!!
- 21418 : Eat at Joe's, eat at Joe's!
- 23426 : Cal are tou going to work naked again
- 23427 : Cal are you going to work naked again
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