QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 17616 : Gay!? I'm no..I didn't..gay?
- 17865 : In fact I'm all for homosexuality. Especially when it happens between two gorgeous women or three. But I'm not gay.
- 18045 : Amy, I love you. I haven't been honest with you, but I love you. I never felt that way about anyone... and I know that just by telling you this that I might have lost any chance of being with you. But I believe you deserve... that everyone deserves that kind of honesty.
- 18107 : You! Especially I like. Passionate. Sincere. Goofball.
- 18180 : Don't worry, I'm very proud of you. You big drama queen. Go get her!
- 18296 : He did? That is so embarrassing. After what I did to him. Are your balls ok or are they still sore?
- 18334 : (1)Where do we sit? (2)Down. (1)Down? Why good. Down.
- 18345 : So I begging you, please. Please. To stay away from Amy and her bewildering ass.
- 19014 : They think I'M GAY! #2.. Ohhh I win the pool!
- 19882 : (1)Which one of you wants to be bitch-slapped first? (2)I'll go second.
- 19921 : She's beautiful, and funny, and smart. And she has an ass that is so sexy that I struggled to even understand it.
- 20024 : Are you sure? Because last night I dreamt when we walked into this meeting I had no clothes on. Well I was wearing a doily.
- 20061 : And then Julie McCoy from the Love Boat was there, and she had 3 breasts. And then we kind of fell into a hot tub. And then all of a sudden she wanted a commitment!
- 20094 : I'm freaking out! I'm freaking out.
- 20169 : Did I say penis back there?
- 20440 : Oh, I love Buddas, they're like bright, cheery, naked, asian santas.
- 20543 : Found him and house broke him.
- 20604 : Wow! Thanks. Coming from you that's a huge compliment. I mean you still hold the college record for most penis in a single season.
- 20688 : It's probably just the hose... or maybe not.
- 20762 : No. No. I mean you're okay company. As long as you're not beating the hell out of me.
- 20815 : No, no. You hurt me.
- 20851 : (1)Hey, I'm sorry about before. How are your balls? (2)They're fine. Thanks for asking.
- 20959 : I swear if you weren't gay, Oscar, I'ld have to kill you.
- 23775 : I'm Batman.
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