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- 20180 : ed My friend, Marty Greggorio, an A student in science, told me that cooked cabbage can be smelled farther than sound traveling for seven minutes.
- 20366 : 1) Don't hate me for what I'm going to say. 2) What is it? 1) I think Aunt Blanche has a great ass. 2) They're gonna lock you up in a sex asylum. If I was your sister, I wouldn't sleep on the same block as you!
- 20828 : 1) What would you tell your father if he came home and I was dead on the kitchen floor? 2) I'd say "Don't go in the kitchen, Pop."
- 21393 : Every time I get in trouble I have to tell you what a naked girl looks like? Do me a favor, go in the bathroom, whack off, and grow up by yourself!
- 22224 : 1) The whole world whacks off! 2) President Roosevelt too?
- 23251 : (1) How horny can you get? (2) I don't know, what's the highest score?
- 23253 : What if they took a shower together, Aunt ***** and ****? If I could walk in and see that, I would thank God and become a rabbi.
- 23254 : I'm putting all this down in my memoirs, so if I grow up twisted and warped, the world will know why.
- 23255 : 1)What would you tell your father if he came home, and I was dead on the kitchen floor? 2) I'd say, "don't go in the kitchen, Pop."
- 23256 : The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife, which is more than I could say for the liver.
- 23257 : The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife, which is more than I could say for the liver.
- 23258 : She gets all this special treatment because the doctor says she has kind-of-a-flutter in her heart. So, I have to do all her work. She'd better have a bad heart, or I'm gonna kill her one day.
- 23259 : All the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with catsup. What chance do I have?
- 23260 : 1)How many times have I told you not to leave your things around the house? 2) One hundred-and-nine. 1)What? 2) You said yesterday, "I told you one hundred-and-nine times not to leave your things around the house."
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