QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 17821 : I don't know what I've been told, Canadian pussy is mighty cold.
- 18823 : Yeah, yah like that don't ya bitch?
- 19494 : Terrence: Shutup Pig Fucker Phillip: Why are you calling me a pig fucker? Terrence: Well cos YOU FUCK PIGS! Phillip: Oh yeah
- 19548 : 1. I fatred once on the set of Blue Lagoon. ...2. (SLAP!)
- 19648 : God? He is the biggest bitch of all.
- 19795 : Uh, let's see. Nope, don't have any Jewish candy.
- 19866 : I am the Clitoris.
- 19969 : Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!?!
- 20003 : There's a bunch of birds in the sky. And some deers just went running by. Oh the snow is pure and white, on earth ridge and brown. Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
- 20014 : Well fine, you go ahead and miss church, and when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to Satan!
- 20069 : Ike you broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!
- 20091 : It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
- 20157 : Because this movie has naughty language! Next please.
- 20222 : THE MARCH OF WAR! Eat Snacky Smores.
- 20245 : Look Mr. Homeless Guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets and not get your 10 bucks and not go buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
- 20361 : Well what did you expect? They're Canadians!
- 20469 : I hate you Kenny.
- 20506 : Come Wendy. Let us try to jump the hilly brush.
- 20548 : I said, "Who wants to fucken touch me"?!
- 20581 : how would you like to suck my balls mr garrison
- 20630 : Oh, um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls , Mr. Garrison?!"
- 20663 : What the heck is a rim-job?!
- 20755 : Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.
- 20793 : Oh, why that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!
- 20831 : I'm sorry, I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
- 20924 : Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Addams on several occasions.
- 20943 : Don't say "fuck" anymore, because "fuck" is the worse word you can say, so just use the word "M'kay".
- 20954 : Hey Fuckface, have you seen Gracie?
- 21332 : Who's my cream puff?
- 21700 : 1) Hey do you guys know where to find the clitoris? 2) What's that like finding Jesus or something?
- 21912 : I want this V-chip out of me. It has dented my vocabulary
- 21973 : (1)You have to go to church (2)But mom! (1)Fine! and when you go to hell you can answer to Satan! (2)OK!
- 21974 : (1)Is sex the only thing that matters to you? (2) I love you!
- 21975 : (1) Do you remember when you first came here, we used to just lay in bed and talk.... (2)Well of course I was still trying to get you in bed dummy!
- 21976 : (1) Why do you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else? (2)*****, your ass is gigantic and red! who am I gonna pretend you are, Liza Benelli?
- 22103 : Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
- 22153 : Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!
- 22206 : 1) Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclomation? 2) I don't listen to hip hop.
- 22304 : Fuck *******, fuck 'em in the ear!
- 22938 : Explicit violence is fine...... as long as there are no naughty words
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