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MOVIE - Stir Crazy
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, we bad... we bad.
1) I came in for a hernia operation, they cut off one of my nuts by mistake. 2) SAY WHAT?!?!
1) Is breakfast ready? 2) Somebody stole the toilet!
I hit him so hard his braces ripped the whole upper part of his lip. His mother had to come and get him in the middle of the season.
We're walkin' through the desert alright, but I don't see no nekkid women!
1) I can get you some of those things, especially the cheeseburger. 2) I don't want your cheeseburger, man! 1) I'll wash your socks.
Oh! There's a raunchy strip club in town where tattooed guys hang out. I'm gonna try and get a part time job there.
Marvelous salad, marvelous! May I have a bit more please?
Later on I'll teach you how to lie on a stretcher when they come to pick you up.
This is mean! This is bad! And you done spread it all over everything!
A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world!
I'm a short son of a bitch. My father was a short son of a bitch, too. My mama was shorter than him.
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