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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 17633 : Betty, there's a parrot in there. HAH! I just got fired by a parrot.
- 17988 : Oh God! That's sick! What kind of a man gives cigarettes to trees?!?!
- 18061 : Don't worry about the dogs. There ain't a dog alive can catch an American car made before the catalitic converter!
- 18223 : 1) I never thought I'd be contemplating marriage to a man who owned an automatic assault rifle. 2) It's not automatic, hon, it's semi-automatic. Automatic weapons are illegal. And why are you using the word "contemplating"?
- 18561 : You shot my gun, goddammit! You're not supposed to shoot a person's gun! Oh, that really pisses me off!
- 18599 : Mr Paluso, I am terribly, terribly, terribly, terribly unable to help you.
- 18636 : Wes says to shoot the radios because without their music, they lose half their will to fight.
- 18678 : See! That's why I don't buy American cars! They ain't worth a shit!
- 19378 : 1) Excuse me, it's my first time here. Where do you get a blue card? 2) Blue carrrrr? 1)Card. 2) Carrrrd? Ah, jes sir. My green card I leef een my other panse.
- 19736 : (spitting out hair) I feel like a gynecologist for a grizzly bear.
- 24287 : What kind of man would give a cigarrette to a tree!
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