QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 18555 : THE NAPKINS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CABOOSE, GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
- 18603 : Jou know, jou can kees my johnson, man. Jou'd probably like that, wouldn't jou?
- 18633 : YOUR WIFE?!?! You are trying to have a baby with YOUR WIFE?!?! No wonder Carlos left you. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.
- 18683 : 1) Darling, I'm getting wet. 2) Why on earth are you getting wet? 1) Did I say wet? I'm sorry, I meant tired. 2) Tired is a far cry from wet. I mean there, there, there's wet and, and there's tired.
- 19192 : He knows how to analyze stock like Dr. Ruth knows how to slam dunk.
- 19368 : I toll heem Gorbachev liked Neekarogwan poosy.
- 19517 : He, uh, he moved out. He moved to another bungalo...the bitch.
- 19553 : 1) Hamburgers are on the grill, sir. 2) Hamburgers? I like hamburgers.
- 19654 : 1) Very impressive in there. 2) What was? 1) I was. Keep up the good work.
- 19779 : Jou know what it was? Jour dong wears an ankle bracelet!
- 20372 : 1) Can I bring you anything to start? 2) Oh jes, a matter of fact my, juh, my buddy here, he would like a blow me sandwich. 1) I beg your pardon. 2) Blow me, open faced, hold my salami.
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