QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 287 : #1 I've gotta get new thoughts #2 Why, what do you think about? #1 How to die, mostly.
- 337 : I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.
- 356 : No reason to stop being a lady. Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time
- 357 : No reason to stop being a lady. Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time
- 887 : Do you understand me you crazy f***
- 888 : So much for love
- 893 : Think white and get straight!
- 901 : I'm glad we did this
- 958 : Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
- 976 : yo.
- 1166 : Carol the waitress meet Simon the fag.
- 1168 : #1 How do you write women so well? #2 I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accontability.
- 1228 : What if this is as good as it gets?
- 1878 : I look at a man. And take away reason and accountability.
- 1879 : Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
- 1880 : Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
- 1881 : Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
- 2026 : don't you be like me
- 2101 : It's not a subtle point that you're making.
- 2567 : if that did it for me, I'd be the luckiest man alive.
- 2743 : I will never,EVER sleep with you. I mean NEVER! got it?
- 2951 : People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
- 3402 : I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest women on earth.
- 3646 : u make me wanna be a better man
- 3647 : u make me wanna be a better man
- 5494 : People who use metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
- 5584 : I'm drowning here and you're describing the water!
- 5706 : Where'd they teach you this stuff; in some sailor wanna hump, hump bar?
- 6385 : Some of us have great stories - pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car - but a lot of people, that's their story - good times, noodle salad. What makes you mad is not that you had it bad, but that you're pissed that so many others had it good.
- 6936 : WHAT SUBJECT?!! That I wasn't there to take CRAP from you? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CREEPY, YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET?!
- 9506 : Stop it! WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NORMAL BOYFRIEND?!! WHY?!! JUST A REGULAR BOYFRIEND, WHO DOESN'T GO NUTS ON ME?!!!
- 9618 : Black as molasses
- 11548 : I love you, Melvin. -- Buddy, I'd be the luckiest guy in the world if that did it for me.
- 12763 : Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder and then act as though I had some choice about barging in?
- 12833 : 1) I want us to go out...................2) ok
- 13094 : People who speak in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
- 15906 : I'm not going to sleep with you. I will never sleep with you. . . . . Ever!
- 16055 : A) A breakfast like that is gonna kill you B) Well we all gotta die sometime. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will
- 16056 : A) A breakfast like that is gonna kill you B) Well we all gotta die sometime. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will
- 16276 : I'll bet you wish you were some sort of real dog now, huh? Don't worry this is New York. If you can make it here you can make it anywhere
- 16470 : I'm drownding here, and you're describing the water!
- 16472 : Q: How do you write women so well? A: I picture a man.....then I take away reason and accountability.
- 16475 : What is this is as good as it gets?
- 16564 : 1. It's very weird, not having that stupid panic feeling all the time. Today, on the bus, there was this adorable couple, and I felt myself GIVING THEM A DIRTY LOOK. It made me remember what it was like to have a man for anything, to hold, FUCKING, sorry, HANDSPRINTS for Christ's sake. Which is probably why I hold Spencer more then I'm supposed too. Poor kid has to SUFFER MORE from his mom, NOT GETTING ANY. 2. So, what are saying, that you're1. LEAVE ME BE!!! ok, WHY ARE DOING THIS?!!! I'm mean all I want is to not have that feeling, of some PURPOSE!!! Really, mom, What is it you want? WHAT!!! 2. I want us to go out. (after a second) 1. OK!
- 18920 : Whastsa matter, appetite bigger than your noses?
- 19711 : Did ya miss me ya little piss ant mop? Well here I am, sweetheart!
- 21095 : A) Fu^^ing HMO bastard pieces of s^^t! Sorry. B) It's okay, actually I think that's their technical name.
- 21459 : A) What I did for you, it's working out? B) What you did for me changed my life!
- 22636 : Mommy and daddy are home!!!
- 22693 : Carol the Waitress meet Simon the Fag.
- 23198 : Do you have any idea how creepy you allow yourself to get?
- 23200 : Put that on your list of things to do : "Must try other peoples' silverware"
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