QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 19938 : Hey folks! It's me! Dwayne Hoover! Slashing prices because we're going bananas down here for Hawaian week! Come on down to exit 11 Motor Village! I'm gonna slash some prices just for you! Hey ask anybody, you can trust Dwayne Hoover!
- 20050 : Goodbye, Blue Monday.
- 20101 : I swear Francine, this is why I go home, I talk to my dog for hours and hours and my dog hates my guts.
- 20133 : I say, "Up your ass, Man needs his gas!"
- 20450 : My head spins all the time, I'm trying to make it stop!
- 20535 : You weren't in the army, Harry, Remember?! You stayed home. I was in Signal Corp, you were not in the army.
- 20680 : That's probably why God invented these small towns, so people can keep saying the same stupid jokes over and over again.
- 20741 : And when you said bird caca on tv the other day, caca, my dad laughed for the 1st time in 2 years. Thanks! We just...we just trust you so much, we do.
- 20808 : If you knew the answer, there'll be no more question.
- 20859 : When you were a little boy machine, I loved how your head was shaped like a cantalope. Now look at you!
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