QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 188 : It was an electric ear cleaner
- 3754 : I wouldn't live with you if the world were filled with piss and you lived in a tree!
- 5418 : We can record our love.
- 5740 : Hell you even need a license to fish, but they'll let any butt reaming asshole be a dad!
- 6712 : Well I thought someone in this house should be having sex. I MEAN WITH SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE BATTERIES!!
- 7847 : When I was born Grover Cleveland was president
- 9154 : 1. Gil, you have a good memory, which wedding did I get drunk at? 2. It was ALL THREE, dad. 1. Well, which one did I punch the band leader? 2. That was MINE! We took photos, and I'm getting them blown up for the COMMITMENT HERRINGS.
- 10434 : I WOULD JUST LIKE A LITTLE RESPECT!!! Not a lot, just a little. DO YOU WHY I'M HAVING SEX WITH MACHINERY!!! because YOUR FATHER WENT TO HAVE A PARTY, and I STUCK HERE TO RAISE 2 kids, AND I HAVE NO LIFE!!!
- 11094 : (Telling a little kid this) That's my kid brother, Larry. Your Uncle, DON'T GIVE HIM ANY MONEY.
- 16264 : "If she's so smart, then why is she sitting in the neighbor's car?
- 17768 : ever since then he's been slappin' the salami. do you know what that means?- if memory serves.
- 18187 : I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree
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