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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 105 : ok moving along
- 275 : Saucer of milk, table two ....Meow
- 285 : He would like outragous claim, like that he invented the question mark.
- 286 : He would make outragous claim, like that he invented the question mark.
- 358 : Ow, that really hurt. Who throws their shoe anyway's? I mean really. You fight like a girl.
- 404 : Throw me a bone here people
- 405 : I like Chicken, I like Liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver
- 445 : Throw me a frickin bone here. I'm the boss, need the info.
- 575 : I had a standard childhood: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the summer we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was put in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.
- 597 : I won't bite . . . hard.
- 688 : personally i like to wash-up my undercarridge before a little bit of hows ya father
- 738 : When I was insolent, I was placed in a bag and whipped with reeds
- 739 : Pretty normal really
- 774 : Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
- 782 : Start the unnecessarily slow dipping process
- 783 : I like animals maybe I could become a vet
- 960 : Who are these people??
- 992 : I too like to live dangerously.
- 1142 : I shagged her rotten baby, Yeah !
- 1197 : hello vicker.....
- 1198 : thats the spot...right there...hello vicker.....
- 1271 : was it an evil petting zoo?
- 1272 : throw me a freakin' bone here
- 1359 : He is trying to kill me!
- 1550 : Some people just don't think before they kill a henchman.
- 1563 : That's not mine. Honest
- 1580 : Thats no woman, its a MAN MAN
- 1604 : #1 whats the other thing you are afraid of? #2 Carnies, circus folk, nomads, smell like cabbage, small hands
- 1738 : Who does Number Two work for?
- 1821 : You shot me!
- 1822 : Shit.
- 1837 : What, are you feeding him?
- 1882 : Ough! That really hurt! Who throws a shoe?! You fight like a women!
- 1964 : All right, I get it, I have bad teeth.
- 2182 : Can you remind me what I pay you people for?
- 2642 : Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
- 2660 : I don't bite .....hard!
- 2680 : When I get angry, Mr Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr Bigglesworth gets upset .... people die!
- 2731 : Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all 'Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I dont speak French' or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, 'Just back off!' And they're all, 'Get out!' And we're like, 'Make me!' It was cool.
- 2781 : There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking...I suggest you try it!
- 2788 : Welcome to my underground lair
- 2791 : #1 Do you have any British in you? #2 No #1 Would you like to?
- 2898 : Nice rack!
- 2971 : I didn't go to 7 years of evil medical school to be called Mr. Evil
- 2972 : The boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill him
- 3031 : #1: Hey, there you are! #2: Well, hey, do I know you? #1: No, but that's where you are. You're there.
- 3035 : Draw me a sheep.
- 3334 : They've made wonderful advancements in the field of dentistry
- 3335 : They've made wonderful advancements in the field of dentistry
- 3479 : 1-Name? 2-(Character). 1-Sex? 2-Yes, please.
- 3735 : Son: "It's my father, you see, he keeps on trying to kill me" Woman: "Really, your father isn't trying to kill you!" Father: "Actually, the boy is quite astute. I've been trying it for some time, but he's wily like his old man."
- 3736 : Son: 'It's my father, you see, he keeps on trying to kill me' Woman: 'Really, your father isn't trying to kill you!' Father: 'Actually, the boy is quite astute. I've been trying it for some time, but he's wily like his old man.'
- 3799 : I'm the boss...need the info.
- 4046 : I never forget a pussy........cat
- 4072 : If she is a woman, you have to admit she IS rather mannish.
- 4097 : Actually, I couldn't stop staring at your teeth.
- 4482 : #1- Sex? #2- Yes Please!
- 4492 : I was just trying to get a rise out of you, for shits and giggles that's all!
- 4643 : Let me tell you a little story bout a man named ...shhhpt
- 4783 : She's like the village bicycle...everyone's had a ride.
- 5049 : Throw Me A Freakin BONE Here, People! I've Been Frozen For 30 Years!
- 6237 : the Unfreezing process is affecting THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!!
- 6238 : person 1: There you are. person 2: Do I know you? person 1: No, but that's where you are. There!
- 6588 : It's frikkin freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.
- 6682 : Hey partner, c'mon you gotta relax. Don't force it. You're gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.
- 6818 : How about a courtesy flush over there?
- 6894 : They're always after me lucky charms!!
- 6900 : One MILLION dollars :)
- 7987 : Oh, behave!
- 7988 : Oh, behave!
- 8028 : Hey pardner, come on you gotta relax, don't force it, gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a lung!
- 8129 : person 1 there you are person 2 do I know you person 1 no, but there you are
- 8384 : this is my wike Oparah
- 8511 : Do you like to wash up a bit? Top to tails? Whore's bath. Personaly before I'm on the job, I like to give my under carriage a little bit of a - how's your father
- 8512 : As you know, the Royal family of Britain are the wealthiest land ownders in the world. Either the Royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seem like Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore... would to have to divorce!
- 8513 : #1 Your boss, Number 2... he's interested in big underground drills 2# How did you know that?! #1 I didn't baby... you just told me!
- 8517 : Good god...
- 8733 : Dr. Evil - All i want is sharks with FRICKING laser beams attached to their heads, is that to much to ask?,.......Well, what do we have? #2 - sea bass,... Dr. Evil - Well, are they ill tempered? #2 - yes... Dr.Evil - Thats a start.
- 8821 : just for shits and giggles
- 9060 : Evacuation compl. . . evacu. . .evacuation com. . .comp. . .comple. . .evacutation complet. . .
- 9068 : The details of my life are inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chole with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
- 9069 : Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes? I designed them myself.
- 9070 : Even before you start that was a preemptive shh. Just know that I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it
- 9071 : I had the group liquidated you little shit, they were insolent
- 9567 : Guard! Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism
- 9568 : Guard! Begin the unnecessarily-slow-moving-dipping-mechanism!
- 9569 : And that's how you'd like to live the rest of your life?
- 10801 : you just...you don't get it, do you?
- 10802 : Arm the probe
- 13303 : Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly, you fight like a woman.
- 13544 : Riight.
- 13831 : I WISH I WASN'T ARTIFICIALLY CREATED IN A LAB!
- 13919 : I wish I wasn't genetically created in a lab!
- 14078 : who does number 2 work for....
- 15907 : I would never have sex with you--even if you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth and the the future of the human race depended on us having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
- 18157 : SCOTT!!!
- 18158 : pack my bags, I'm going to London, Eng-a-land
- 18159 : allow me to introduce...myself. My name is Ritchie Cunningham, and this is my wife - Oprah.
- 18160 : 1can somebody help me please? I'm not dead, I'm just burned...badly. Oh, I'm so glad you came (POW!)...you shot me! you just shot me in the arm! (POW!)...2 riiiight
- 18207 : It's my happening baby and it freaks me out!!
- 18274 : #1: Well, my friend Sweet J took me to that video arcade in town right and they don't speak English there so J got into a fight and he's all "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz I don't speak French or whatever" and the guy said somethin in Paris talk and I'm like "Just back off" and they're all "Get out!" It was cool. #2: Fascinating. And what are your plans for this evening? #1: Oh, I thought I'd stay in; there's a good titty movie on Skinemax. #2: And that's how you'd like to live your life, is it? #1: Yeah...what?
- 18318 : Get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho!
- 18358 : Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
- 18384 : get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho!!
- 18385 : what? I'm in, I'm hip (doing the macarena) a-duc-a-duc-a-duc-a-duc-a
- 18386 : what? I'm in, I'm hip (doing the macarena) a-duc-a-duc-a-duc-a-duc-a
- 18472 : ALOTTA: you know in China men come first and women come second AUSTIN: or sometimes not at all, yeah!
- 18824 : I'll be sound as a pound!
- 20265 : How do I explain that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? . . .Oh I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.
- 20557 : The details of my life are inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chole with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
- 22115 : I like to see girls of that... caliber. By caliber, of course, I mean both the size their gun barrels, and the size of their character. It was a homonym.
- 22137 : (1) Sex? (2) Yes please.
- 22355 : I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
- 22405 : Lets shag baby yeah!
- 22408 : Lets shag baby yeah!
- 22490 : My father would drink, he would womanize. He once accused a chestnut of being lazy.
- 22497 : for I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a friggin' bone here. I'm the boss -- need the info.
- 23898 : Hey there you are? Do I know you? No, but that's where you are your there!
- 24052 : Okay. I get it. I have bad teeth.
- 24053 : Okay. I get it. I have bad teeth.
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