QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 195 : katie!(pause) you said you needed some people right?
- 1091 : Stop the penis party!
- 1102 : This Penis Party's gotta go
- 2633 : Nothing like a binger to brighten up your day
- 3059 : Who are the Jews! Now open the door sucko!!!!
- 3823 : whats your major? Sand script. Your majoring in a 5 thousand year old dead language .... just get out ,get out of my face
- 3829 : Your wearing the shirt of the band your going to see...... don't be that guy
- 3919 : You're wearing the shirt of the concert you're going to?! Don't be that guy.
- 4003 : CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?
- 4005 : HERE'S SOME ADVICE 1.BEER ITS YOUR FRIEND DRINK ALOT OF IT 2 YOUR A FRESHMAN SO GIRLS ARE PRETTY MUCH OUT OF THE QUESTION 3 CLASSES:NOTHING BEFORE NOON 4 WILL YOU HAVE A CAR ON CAMPUS (NO) SOMEONE IN YOUR DORM WILL FIND HIM THE FIRST DAY, MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM
- 5515 : ummm..i didnt exhale
- 5529 : Hey, The weasel snagged the Bees. #2All right. Bong hits any one? #1 Aye
- 6069 : Did I tell you I'm from Delaware?
- 8242 : Hey! That weasel snagged the bee!
- 9743 : How bout this, Everybody gets laid
- 11249 : Your a freshman go get 2000 people.
- 11250 : Gee scooter frats were band in the 60's
- 11251 : Gee scooter frats were band in the 60's
- 11252 : Pig Man, stay there.
- 11253 : Hello Mrs Garc... President Garcia Tomson
- 11254 : well there is one more option, we get jobs.
- 11255 : Hay Dross what about this, tonight at the pit, Everybody gets layed.
- 11318 : He is wearing brown shoes with a blue blazer.
- 13371 : I'll take a beer..... wait, on second thought, I'm driving........ make it a scotch on the rocks
- 13603 : Just one hit, then I gotta go
- 13765 : Yeah, yeah, I f*cking met Tom!
- 13943 : Coffee...coffee now!
- 14304 : Feed us Beer, GET US LAID!!!!
- 14305 : CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
- 16407 : Women are depressed throughout the world, give it a rest.
- 16408 : This is (George Clinton) George Clin...Clinton and the (Parliment Funkadelics) Parliment Funkadelics
- 16409 : Moonbeam, what are you doing here?
- 16410 : That's great Sam, why don't we forget about the protest and go have some fun, RIGHT!.....Exactly!
- 17110 : Everybody gets laid
- 17570 : If your nice to them, they get you stuff?
- 18940 : "Play Metallica, they will come!"
- 20311 : I just heard that tree shriek....Try it again and your toast. Save the Planet. Peace
- 22228 : Don't be that guy!
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