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- 22653 : Well they won't carry anything Conan, because I pitched them a show where Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny were teenagers, and I was a teenager too, and we were all pirates, but every week we'd have different jobs and identities. And they called back and said it was stupid! And that I was stupid too!! And let me tell you something!! There's nothing stupid about a teenage rabbit teaching good hygeine!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!
- 23601 : (Santa):You've destroyed the tooth fairy! (2):Nuh-uh! (Santa):I know when you've been bad and good. And you've bee very good! I've been trying to kill her myself for years! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!! (3):But why, Santa? Why? (Santa):So that I could be the tooth fairy, Moltar! Then Santa could use all the little children's teeth. To make bizarre, and twisted toys. For Santa's own amusement! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!
- 23762 : Good idea! We'll go get some coffee. You stay here and try to live. If anything bad happens, to you, well, we'll be getting coffee!
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