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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 222 : "This is a shitty alarm system, I opened and closed the door 5 times before it went off!"
- 1990 : "I'm off like a dirty shirt."
- 1991 : "Let's plow."
- 3138 : I just wanna let them know they didn't break me.
- 3371 : Drinking and driving don't mix - that's why I ride a bike.
- 3655 : Money really means nothing to me.
- 4532 : Blain? his name is BLAIN? That's a major appliance - that's not a name!
- 4841 : Either it's all those drugs I took in the 60's, or I am really in love.
- 6201 : This is Otis! My mother used to sing it to me.
- 6711 : May I admire you again today?
- 7204 : I tell you this every time...you never listen
- 7286 : #1: This one's my favorite. #2: Are you deaf?
- 7314 : #1 I've been out with alot of girls at this school, I don't see what makes you so different. #2 I have taste.
- 7389 : #1 I know you. #2 Gym. #1 Your name is Jim?
- 8354 : Every time you go to the john, you lose IQ points.
- 8357 : Every time you go to the john, you lose IQ points.
- 9287 : Yo man, next time I kick yo' ass!!!!
- 9941 : 1] Do you know what an older woman does for me? 2] Changes your diaper?
- 11756 : Oh it's hot... white hot!!
- 12152 : Hey Benny, I hope they shrivel up and fall off.
- 12402 : Nice pearls, honey. This isn't a dinner party.
- 13832 : Blaine? His name is Blaine?? That's not a name, it's a major appliance!!!!
- 13833 : Blaine? His name is Blaine? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!!
- 16441 : I just want you to know that despite my appearance at this function, I am now, and forever will be, the Duck Man
- 17125 : This is an incredibly romantic moment and you're ruining it for me.
- 18217 : Ladies, ladies! Listen, I could be able to work out a deal where either one or the both of you could be pregnant by the holidays.
- 18556 : Hey, drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.
- 18886 : A) Since when don't you like eggs? B) I dunno, since about birth
- 21234 : Iona's phone conversation: "Tracks what do you want... thats thrilling!! I cook for you I sleep with you and now you want a ride to work?..GROW UP!! , take a bus... take a cab just get your butt off my couch I don't care....you know everytime you go to the john you lose iq points (to Blane) Walter Mondale. ....Bondage has no place in my life....Since when?...SINCE I SPENT THE NIGHT TIED UP IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR CAR!!!
- 21235 : Iona's phone conversation: "Tracks what do you want... thats thrilling!! I cook for you I sleep with you and now you want a ride to work?..GROW UP!! , take a bus... take a cab just get your butt off my couch I don't care....you know everytime you go to the john you lose iq points (to Blane) Walter Mondale. ....Bondage has no place in my life....Since when?...SINCE I SPENT THE NIGHT TIED UP IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR CAR!!!"
- 24514 : 1) You missed my eye by an inch!! 2) Half an inch.
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