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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 100 : Life is pain. Anyone who tells you something different is selling something.
- 142 : Liar!! Li-ar!! Get back, Witch! I'm not a witch. I'm your wife, but after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be THAT anymore! You never had it so good.
- 196 : so i figure there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. hello lady
- 329 : #1 why are u smiling? #2 because I know something you don't #1 what's that? #2 i am not left handed
- 338 : We are but three lost circus performers...
- 362 : You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- 372 : Drop...your...sword
- 493 : could be.pig.
- 729 : inconcievable
- 847 : you only think i guessed wrong, that's what's so funny, i switched glasses when your back was turned
- 848 : what in the world can that be
- 849 : never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line
- 879 : You keep on a' sayin' that word. I do not a' think it a' means, what you think it a' means!
- 929 : My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- 1149 : Yes, you're very smart, now shut up.
- 1434 : As you wish.
- 1435 : So, who gets Humperdink??
- 1436 : Wov, twoo wov is wat bwings us togevew
- 1492 : while you are at it, why don't you give me a papercut and pour lemon juice on it
- 1874 : As you wish.
- 2191 : Yes, yes, you're very smart. Now shut up.
- 2602 : Sleep well my friend, and dream of large women.
- 3738 : I poisoned both of them. I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
- 3739 : Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
- 4186 : #1: Any sports? #2: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... #1: It doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake.
- 4284 : Stop the rhymes, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
- 4549 : I want my father back, you son of a bitch
- 4550 : TU-BLAVE
- 4551 : TU-BLAVE
- 4617 : He had eyes like the sea after a storm
- 4622 : there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to harm yours
- 4623 : there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to harm yours
- 4765 : True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce & tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. They're so perky. I love that.
- 4787 : so let me get this straight, you throw down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civalized human being?
- 4995 : Bye bye boys... Have fun storming the castle!
- 5259 : Stop rhyming, I mean it. Anybody want a peanut?
- 5415 : Anybody want a peanut?
- 5519 : Wait till I get going!
- 5763 : You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
- 5813 : I died that day!
- 5939 : Is this a kissing book?
- 6357 : You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll kill each other like civilized people?
- 6635 : You killed my father, prepare to die.
- 7429 : Death first!
- 8326 : 1: Give me everything I ask for. 2: All that I have and more. Please... 1:(stabs person2) I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
- 8419 : Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
- 9152 : Inconceavable!!!!!
- 9461 : You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- 9965 : Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
- 10137 : WESLEY:To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at your wrists. Next, your nose. HUMPERDINK:Then my tongue I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. WESLEY:I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right! HUMPERDINK:And then my ears...I understand! Let's get on with it! WESLEY: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why; So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out 'Dear God, what is that thing?!' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
- 10138 : Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
- 10539 : Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work.
- 10619 : Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland???
- 10626 : 1: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. 2: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
- 10769 : While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
- 11826 : As you wish
- 11950 : "Drop..your...sword.."
- 12225 : We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
- 12271 : I knew it! I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing!
- 12385 : 1: Why won't my arms work? 2. You've been mostly dead all day.
- 12386 : You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
- 12881 : 1-Give me anything I want? 2-Yes! Anything!! 2-I want my father back you son of a bitch!!
- 14519 : They only say that because no one ever has
- 15244 : the most famous is never get into a land war in asia, but only slightly less known is never get into a battle of wits with a sicilian when death is on the line!
- 15687 : Buttercup-You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too, for all I care. Wesley- Aaaasssss yoooouuu wiiiiish!! Buttercup- Oh, my sweet Wesley, what have I done?
- 16028 : Mawidge. Mawidge is what bwings us togever, today. Wuv, twoo wov. . .that dweam wiffin a dweam.
- 16223 : 1-I'll call the brute squad! 2-I'm on the brute squad! 3-You ARE the brute squad!
- 16910 : You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
- 17218 : Have fun stormin' da castle!
- 17881 : #1 Give me the gate key! #2 I have no gate key...#1 Fessig, rip his arms off! #2 Oh, you mean this gate key
- 18197 : I am not left handed .
- 18647 : I'm not quite sure I'm familiar with that phrase.
- 20432 : Yes,yes, you're very smart now shut up!
- 21366 : 1:Jog his memory *thump* 2:Im sorry, i didnt mean to jog him so hard
- 21367 : there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to ruin yours
- 22112 : Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips?! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!
- 22329 : There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
- 23188 : There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to ruin yours.
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