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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 490 : A Royale with Chesse
- 686 : #1) Would you give a guy a foot massage ? #2) Fuck You .
- 704 : This is a tasty burger!
- 1083 : My name's Pitt, and I didn't ask you
- 1141 : You know....I was sitting here contemplating......eating my muffin.....and I had what alcoholics call.....a moment of clarity.
- 1230 : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrranys of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon thee!
- 1238 : WELL IM A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYIN' MOTHAFUCKA, MOTHAFUCKA
- 1258 : hey.... my name is Paul, and this is between yall
- 1375 : You can get a steak here, daddy-o
- 1394 : Zed's dead.
- 1496 : Yeah, but bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good
- 1850 : They didn't have blueberry, I had to get buttermilk
- 1898 : I said god-damn, god-damn, god-damn...
- 2179 : pigs are filthy animals, I don't eat filthy animals
- 2445 : So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car!
- 2571 : Shit, nigger that's all you had to say.
- 2572 : Can I have some of your tasty beverage, to wash this down?
- 2985 : But you are aware that there is an invention called television?
- 3081 : No, man. I'm pretty fucking far from OK.
- 3557 : oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?
- 3710 : Did you see the sign on my door that says "Dead nigger storage"? ... No, did you see the sign on my door that says "Dead nigger storage"? You know why you didn't see that sign? Cuz storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
- 3711 : What now? Now I'm gonna call me some tough brothers to work on this neighborhood with a pair of tweezers and a blow torch while I have a little chat with Mr. About-to-spend-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
- 3712 : What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
- 3885 : #1 I'll be back as soon as you can say blueberry pie #2 Blueberry Pie #1 Well maybe not that fast, but pretty fast O.K
- 3886 : Are you on a cellular phone, prank caller, prank caller!
- 3887 : F*ck Pride
- 3888 : Are you lookin at somethin friend
- 3889 : It's the one that says Bad Mother F*cker
- 3890 : I just shot Marvin in the face
- 3891 : I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail
- 3892 : #1 The one with all the shit on her face #2 No, that's Jodie, my wife.
- 3893 : Pot bellies are sexy
- 4032 : You are aware of an invention called television
- 4657 : Shut the f*ck up fatman, this ain't none of your g*d damn business!
- 4808 : Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack now.
- 5063 : If he goes to Indochine, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice who pops a cap in his ass!
- 5064 : #1 You've got to bring the plunger down in a stabbing motion, like this(...) #2 I"VE GOT TO STAB HER THREE TIMES?
- 5327 : #1 You give her the shot! #2 No YOU give her the shot! The time I bring an OD-ing bitch to you house, I'll give her the shot!
- 5520 : I want to be like Cain...you know...roam the earth.
- 5556 : Check out the big brain on Brett.
- 5645 : Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
- 5717 : #1 Is mr. Wallace a bitch? #2 ...No... #1 Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch! Yes you did Brett, you tried to fuck him and mr.Wallace only wants to be fucked by mrs.Wallace!
- 5720 : Close...closer...disco!
- 6200 : That's a little more information than I needed, Vincent.
- 6205 : Bitch be cool!!
- 6862 : Say what again. Say...what...AGAIN. I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker, say what ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
- 6863 : Say what again. Say...what...AGAIN. I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker, say what ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
- 6864 : Say what again. Say...what...AGAIN. I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker, say what ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
- 6873 : Say what again, say what AGAIN. I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you motherfucker. Say what one more GODDAMN time.
- 7024 : I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing!
- 7879 : Motherfucker!
- 7880 : Motherfucker!
- 8259 : motherfucka do that to me he better paralyse ma ass cuz I'd kill the motherfucka, know what I'm sayin' ?
- 8350 : That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
- 8816 : The days of me forgettin are over, and the days of me rememberin have just begun
- 9744 : Normaly both your asses would be as dead a fucking fried chiken
- 10051 : I'm the foot fucking master.
- 10320 : Oak......Oak's nice.
- 11134 : a: who's motorcycle is this?b: it's a chopper babya: who's chopper is this?b: zed'sa: who's zed?b: zed's dead baby, zed's dead
- 11489 : Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar.
- 11796 : Am I a nigger? Are you in Inglewood? No. You're in my house. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. My shit, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam shit any ol' day of the fuckin' week
- 12396 : I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherf***er, motherf***er.
- 12413 : I'd give my mother a foot massage
- 12418 : You do crowd control, I'll handle the employees
- 13598 : That sure is a tasty burger
- 13604 : Shit, negro, that's all you had to say!
- 13645 : #1: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pig sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces. #2: How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces. #1:I don't eat dog either. #2:Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? #1: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. #2:Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? #1:Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
- 13646 : I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want anigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
- 13647 : #1:Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin'thing. #2:Not the same thing, the same ballpark. #1: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. #2:Have you ever given a foot massage? #1: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot master. #2:Given a lot of 'em? #1:Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. #2:Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? #1: Fuck you. #2: How many? #1:Fuck you. #2:Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired. #1:Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
- 14423 : For two years I wore this watch in my ass
- 17648 : Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
- 17987 : That's a bold statement.
- 18812 : It's the one with "Bad Motherfucker" written on it.
- 19423 : (1) Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, & if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause--get a load of this--if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. (2)That did it, man--I'm fuckin' goin', that's all there is to it. (1)You'll dig it the most.
- 20176 : It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
- 20177 : It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, & stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
- 22128 : I'm sorry.. Did I break your concentration?!
- 23474 : A) You can use my straw I don't have cooties B) Yeah but I do A) Cooties I can handle
- 24061 : I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
- 24488 : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- 24753 : (1) Are you okay? (2) No...im pretty fuckin' far from okay
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