QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 480 : junior accepts me for who I am, and I think you better had too.
- 1814 : Free man proposing.
- 2167 : 1. Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
2. No, unless round is funny.
- 2355 : Son, you got a panty on your head
- 2759 : You're a desert flower, that's what you are
- 4154 : I'll be taking these ah huggies
- 5592 : You gotta do that Hy!
- 5816 : Give me back my baby you warthog from hell!
- 7712 : Person#1We released our selves on our own recogninces Person#2 We felt the institution had nothing better to offer us.
- 7815 : turn to the right!
- 9402 : I'm walkin' in on my knees, Ed
- 10750 : Hit the deck, boy!
- 10751 : Oh, stop, you gonna make me bust out cryin'.
- 10755 : We need someone handy with a scattergun to cover them hayseeds while we go in there and git that cash
- 10756 : GotDamnit H.I., ain't we got enough to contend with?
- 10757 : Gotdamnit H.I., ain't we got enough to contend with?
- 10758 : Howdy Curt
- 10770 : Know that little baby you got in there? Remember him? I know what his real name is!
- 10939 : I'll be out directly. Mind you stay strapped in.
- 11193 : "Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard!"
- 12552 : I have nothing against you personally, but you are a bad influence on this family.
- 12819 : So many social engagements, so little time . . . .
- 12822 : Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
- 20257 : Biology and other peoples opinions conspired to keep us childless
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